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    Image of OldTowneTavern OldTowneTavern
    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    The man got his eyes lifted just to get a better look at Padma. What did he lift for Pia that he hasn't lifted for countless others? #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    Padma is snugbug; Pia is...well, me. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    I worked their wedding and when she gave a speech that amounted to "I look around this room at all the famous, important faces and I realize that I am someone" and how she thought of Rushdie as "a father figure" we all knew it wasn't going to last. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    Salman Rushdie Porn Flick: The Satanic Nurses. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Wannabeer: Salman Rushed Me? #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    Re: top picture--wow, Wendy Torrance is looking smokin' these days! Jack not so much.
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    Those are some fierce eyebrows on Padma Lite. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @son of spam: I KNEW you'd materialize at the magic word "Padma"! Now get to work on the SAT analogy thread on Padma/Padma Lite.. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @snugbug: That comment below about Padma's mouth and "The Story of O" has me all distracted. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @son of spam: I'll take that as a compliment. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Tart of Darkness: As well you should. (Send pictures.) #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    Rushdie's motto: No fat(ty)was.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    Channel all that pain into a Nobel Prize for Literature, Salman.

    -- And Padma: call me? #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    Pia looks like what would happen if I tried to make a Padma out of spare body parts and some silicone. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    Padma is Mad magazine; Pia is Cracked. Padma is Oreos; Pia is Hydrox. Padma is creme brulee; Pia is junket. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Fruity Pebbles; Pia is Crisp 'n Fruity Rice in the plastic bag. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Steverino Begins: Padma is "The Enchantress of Florence." Pia is "The Satanic Verses." #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @snugbug: Padma is an exquisite Royal Bengal tigress. Pia is the three-legged goat she just ate for lunch. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @snugbug: Padma is The Beatles. Pia is Wings. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Dr. Nick: "Pia is the face Paul McCartney makes when you hand him a bucket of chicken wings." [fixed] #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Dr. Nick: Padma is The Cosby Show. Pia is A Different World. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Steverino Begins: Padma is Shiva, the destroyer & the transformer, pulverizing and creating universes with the stardust that flows from her finger tips. Pia is Govinda, the herder of cows. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Steverino Begins: Padma is the jazzy jam; Pia is just Jell-O. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Steve Martin; Pia is Jack Black. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is ambrosia, the nectar of gods. Pia is an oversized bag of Halloween candy purchased at Costco that got left in the sun and subsequently turned into a blob of sticky, sugary goop. (I'm here all day, folks.) #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Brad Brown: Padma is The Who Live At Leeds. Pia is Yanni Live At The Acropolis. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Falcon Heene in the balloon; Pia is Falcon in the attic. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Steverino Begins: Padma is this thread; Pia is [dental] floss. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09


    @BookishLookish: Padma is Sofia Coppola. Pia is a banged-up can of Sofia Blanc de Blancs bubbly wine. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is the French Laundry, Pia is Hooters... #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is The Mary Tyler Moore Show; Pia is Rhoda. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Project Runway on Bravo. Pia is Project Runway on Lifetime. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Leonardo da Vinci's "Vitruvian Man." Pia is Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @blix: Pia is "Phyllis"! "Rhoda" was the shiz, baby! #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma hums; Pia vibrates. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is a blazing fire consuming everything in her path, Pia is one of those plug in lights with a little fan and orange crepe paper sold on the streets of Chinatown.
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is asbestos gelos, the "unquenchable laughter" of the gods on Mount Olympus. Pia is a snort-chuckle. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Arnold Schwarzenegger as Führer of California. Pia is Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @snugbug: Padma is Saturday Night Live. Pia is SCTV. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is the Hubble Space Telescope documenting the high-speed expansion rate of galaxies billions of light years away. Pia is Shepard Smith documenting a high-speed chase on Fox News.
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Ruth Reichl wearing a wig. Pia is Kim Zolciak wearing a wig. (Someone please stop me, for the love of G_d!) #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @snugbug: Padma is Top Chef. Pia is The Next Food Network Star. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Rick Bayless; Pia is Guy Fieri. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @andheartss haz it:

    Padma is the saphire in the crowns of the nawabs of Awhad. She is "Raan e Dumpukht, a succulent leg of lamb marinated in dark rum." Pia is... wow do I need some indian food right now. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @andheartss haz it: Padma is the Michael Jackson trial; Pia is the Phil Spector trial. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @snugbug: Padma is Radha. Pia a forgotten gopi (ok, I guess this makes S.R. a young, handsome Krishna, which might not work for some, but lets go with it anyway). #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Padma is raita, the yogurt/cucumber sauce + cooling agent of Indian cuisine, traditionally paired with fiery dishes like biryani or tandoori chicken. She soothes the scorch, she contains the calamity. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Hegel's "Phenomenology of Spirit." Pia is "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance." #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: Padma is the Diamond Sutra; Pia is a rhinestone cowgirl. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @snugbug: Padma is persimmon chutney; Pia is Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.
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    10/20/09

    @dontread: Nice analogy! I've always had a soft spot for Radha--she's like a cross between the Dalai Lama and an undercover proto-feminist. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @snugbug: You've got that Schwarzenegger one backwards. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is The Bhagavad Gita, "the Upanishad of the Upanishads." Pia is the "Driving Home the Nail" position in the Kama Sutra. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @snugbug: Padma is Burt Reynolds. Pia is Burt Convey. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Padma is the Ramones verse,

    "Hanging out on Second Avenue
    Eating chicken vindaloo
    I just want to be with you"

    from that "I Just Want Something To Do" song.

    Pia is the sound of radio static.
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    10/20/09

    @Dr. Nick: Padma is Cognac from Napoleon's private reserve; Pia is the Red Bull Flugtag #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09


    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Padma is hot, up-and-coming, revolutionary "le petit caporal" Napoleon. Pia is balding, bloated, despotic, defeated, pathetic, exiled, arsenic-poisoned Napoleon.
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    10/20/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Padma is Conan O'Brien; Pia is Jimmy Fallon. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09


    @snugbug: I mean, Pia = this guy: #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Dr. Nick: Padma is Regis; Pia is Meredith Viera. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Steverino Begins: Padma is the exclamation point; Pia is the question mark. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Padma is ]. Pia is }. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Padma is Star Wars. Pia is Space 1999. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Barney Miller; Pia is Fish. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Leonard Cohen singing “Hallelujah” on Cohen Live; Pia is Rufus Wainwright covering Jeff Buckley covering Cohen for the Shrek soundtrack. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Casey Kasem, Pia is Rick Dees. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Dracula; Pia is Twilight. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @iplaudius: Pia is Britney Spears singing "I Love Rock N Roll." Padma is any other version of the song. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Barack Obama; Pia is Michael Steele. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @lobstr: Padma is CBGB's. Pia is Jon Varvatos. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Steverino Begins: Padma is Paris, France. Pia is Paris Hilton. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Steverino Begins: Padma is Steverino Begins really getting into this thread; Pia is some unapproved commenter making dull analogies to reality TV.
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is lobster. Pia is Burger King. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @dontread: Padma is Radha. Pia is Rhoda. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Keith Nelson; Pia is Hardy Jenns. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @snugbug: oh no you didn't!
    Padma is "Midnight's Children", Pia is "The Best American Short Stories of 2008", edited by Salman Rushdie. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Padma is expertly prepared saag aloo paneer with fresh naan and raita, Pia is a Lamb McSpicey from a British McDonald's. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @Dr. Nick: Padma is Cannonball Run, Pia is Cannonball Run Europe: The Great Escape. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BEERxTaco: Padma is Barney Frank, Pia is his dining room table? #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @#salmanrushdie
    Padma is Champagne Pia is Franzia
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma softly whispered,"Let there be light" and the Empire State Building lit up like a Christmas tree. Pia sneezed and caused the Eastern Seaboard power outage of August 2003. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma taught Michael Phelps to swim. Pia taught her cat to crochet. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Bob Dylan going electric at the Newport Folk Festival. Pia = the people in the audience who booed him. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is "spring forward" into light. Pia is "fall back" into the darkness. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Champagne; Pia is Grand Hoochie Skank Rose #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is William Faulkner; Pia is Salman Rushdie. #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @OliversArmy: Beautiful, children. What an epic thread! #salmanrushdie
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    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Agreed -- one of the best things I've read, well, ever. Thank you for starting it! I'm bummed I missed out on all the fun. #salmanrushdie
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Bob Barker, Pia is Drew Carey... #salmanrushdie
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    10/20/09

    @mattchew03: Aw, join the fun.

    Padma is Disney; Pia is Euro Disney. #salmanrushdie
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is La Perla; Pia is Hanes Her Way. #salmanrushdie
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    10/20/09

    @iplaudius: Padma is iPlaudius' flattering compliments. Pia is the Facebook "Like" button.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is a 2010 hybrid; Pia is a cash for clunkers polluter. #salmanrushdie
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    10/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Padma is Lance Kerwin on "James at 16". Pia is Lance Kerwin on "Child Stars: Where Are They Now?". #salmanrushdie
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/21/09

    @BookishLookish: Screw it, I'm in.

    Padma is Mariah Carey; Pia is Leona Lewis. #salmanrushdie
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    Who isn't obsessed by Padma? #salmanrushdie
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/20/09

    @depardoo: I talk about her day and night, too. It's strictly a monologue. I feel hurt and betrayed because she's never once accepted to have imaginary conversations with me. #salmanrushdie
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    10/20/09

    @snugbug:
    How's the fantasy sex? #salmanrushdie
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/20/09

    @depardoo: Like this, except lady-on-lady: #salmanrushdie
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    She looks sort of like Tracy Morgan. #salmanrushdie
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    Image of topsy topsy
    10/20/09

    @DennyCrane: Oh thank God; I'm not alone! #salmanrushdie
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    10/20/09

    @topsy: Maybe Tracy Morgan impregnated someone as he always threatens to do in his act. #salmanrushdie
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    "Its clear that he's not interested in friendship now, which calls into question why he was interested in me in the first place," she told the paper. She then pulled a pad, pencil, and binoculars out of her cleavage and vowed to do more research. #salmanrushdie
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    So, what you're saying is that Salman Rushdie and I are basically exactly the same. Except for age, height, fame, and net worth. #salmanrushdie
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    Image of lovecake lovecake
    10/20/09

    @lostarchitect: Are you saying you have a fatwa on your head? #salmanrushdie
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    10/20/09

    @lovecake: If that's what having a crush on Padma is called, then yes. #salmanrushdie
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    10/20/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
    Seriously, lady- she's Padma Lakshmi. They were married. He wrote a book about her.

    You seem to be smuggling pool floats, awkwardly, under your skin, and I'm not going to lie, your eyebrows look like they are about to devour each other. It is too bad it didn't work out but not everyone needs to know all of your business. #salmanrushdie
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