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econdave
11/09/09

In reply to Four Humiliating Moments from Andre Agassi's 60 Minutes Interview
"Suddenly Susan" is reason enough to dump Brooke Shields. #andreagassi
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Kimrod
11/09/09

In reply to Four Humiliating Moments from Andre Agassi's 60 Minutes Interview
Anyone who appears on 60 Minutes has to know the Don Hewitt techniques by now. You're just asking for tight face shots and shitty questions designed to evolke said emotions. I like Andre. Katie makes my flesh shudder.

Many people have had their little demons to deal with, big fucking deal. I have, too. Get over it. This is the best you can come up with Katie for interview fodder?

Leave it to Couric to be slicey and dicey. Tell me she wasn't popping sedatives like M&M's when her husband died, let's do an in-depth interview on that one. This shitty reporting makes me gag...pure dreck and sensationalism by going for the jugular.

His old competitors/fellow pros who critically weighed in can eat shit, too. He does a lot of charity work, then and now, I think he deserves a bit of forgiveness and cheer.

Just one more thing...he's way sexy bald then with that colored, lion's mane mullet he used to sport.

Can I get a witness???? #andreagassi
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rednrowdy
11/09/09

@Kimrod: couric is one of the worst interviewers ever. she makes me cringe. i want to see her being interviewed after she finally writes a memoir when she's, say, 70...and then she'll have to really answer the questions. #andreagassi
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TheologicalSong
11/09/09

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Agassi had one of the most exhilarating comeback runs in the history of sports, seems to have a joyous family life with a fellow tennis champion, and continues to do indispensable charity work. it's called growing up. take notes, Gawker. #andreagassi
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adiam7
11/09/09

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His career plummeted as a result of his meth addiction not soared. I can't understand why those tennis players are acting like he took a performance enhancing drug? I mean are they really that stupid? I would like some steroid testing to go on in tennis , let me remember the players who oppose it oh yeah Navratilova, Serena and Amelie Mauresmo. I would have distanced myself from Agassi too, but that would have happened when he had his brother running around Paris for some glue for that horrible weave of his. #andreagassi
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unclevanya
11/09/09

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So...you're kind of a glass half-empty type, aren't ya? #andreagassi
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goetz
11/09/09

@unclevanya: I don't know, man, I'm pretty sure whoever wrote this book really wanted to embarrass Agassi. #andreagassi
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Trai_Dep
11/09/09

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Between Phelps & Agassi, it's getting harder and harder to maintain a straight face when telling the lil' nephews to keep the f*ck OUT of my drug stash, lemme tell you. #andreagassi
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youngmarblegiant
11/09/09

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He obviously broke it off with Brooke Shields due to her eye lash deficiency. #andreagassi
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lionel-mandrake
11/09/09

@youngmarblegiant: The most humiliating thing was when her eyelash toupee fell out while they were in bed one night. #andreagassi
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ampersandparade
10/30/09

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My favorite thing about John and Edward (besides that they are the worst things ever) are that Britain basically tuned out on Sanjaya and in doing so rewarded Simon Cowell for it by allowing him to live through the horrifying event again twice over. I think this is absolutely appropriate as well as being sadistic on a national level and I support the errant behavior of the British voting public. #brangelina
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skahammer
10/30/09

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I realize I'm the only person in history ever to have this thought, but for some reason I think Bai Ling can do no wrong, while Bjork is just flat-out embarrassing.

I know; I don't know what's become of me either. And it's even worse than you think: I also root openly for the Hipster Grifter. #brangelina
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Caius
10/30/09

@skahammer: Bjork can do no wrong in my eyes. Mostly because of this .gif that has nothing to do with her. #brangelina
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snugbug
10/30/09

@skahammer: ..That's because you haven't yet had Bjork explain to you how a TV set operates! Draw your chair close to the crackling fire, for "it is Christmas time in Iceland.."
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just assign me a random number
10/30/09

@snugbug: I don't know, that video looks like it was made a while ago. Is that Bjork just being eccentric, or was that actually informative for Icelanders at the time? #brangelina
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goetz
10/30/09

@snugbug: I want to read this Danish book on television that teaches me not to be afraid. Does anyone know the title? #brangelina
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crotchety
10/30/09

@skahammer: Team Bai as well. As Abraham Lincoln said, "Whatever you are, be a good one." I think Bai has taken that to heart. #brangelina
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snugbug
10/30/09

@goetz: Sure. It's called "Television: The Operational Guide for Magical Elves from Outlier Galaxies." #bjorkthreadjack #brangelina
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goetz
10/30/09

@snugbug: If you put some jazzy piano behind that video, it's like Bjork is taking a Mister Rogers' Neighborhood-style tour of the inner workings of a TV (which makes sense, because Bjork lives in the Land of Make-Believe). Not nearly as informative, though. #brangelina
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snugbug
10/30/09

@goetz: But her mind works on a poetic, not logical, level! I love that she approaches ordinary inanimate objects with such.. curiosity.

What I love even more is that we're collectively ignoring Brangelina and Madonna & focusing on Bjork and Bai Ling. Good job, @all. #brangelina
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goetz
10/30/09

@snugbug: Someone needs to edit that video so that when she opens up the back of the TV, there are little cartoon electrons making the screen work, playing around, bouncing on her finger, etc. #brangelina
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skahammer
10/30/09

@Caius: You make a very compelling argument for non sequiturs. But Newt Gingrich doesn't actually eat pizza with a spoon.

And @snugbug: Dear God, that TV clip is nine kinds of fermented awesome. I may have been wrong about Bjork after all.
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snugbug
10/30/09

@just assign me a random number: Iceland is a highly developed country with a 100 percent literacy rate. Pretty sure Icelanders were familiar with television by the late '80s, when this video was shot. #brangelina
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raincoaster
07/22/09

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Such a gentleman.
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MincnglyWhrdL'mer
07/22/09

In reply to Fashion Designers Cringe in Fear as Kiefer Sutherland Allowed to Walk the Streets
does anyone else remember when he was young, and hot?

sigh.
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kookla
07/22/09

In reply to Fashion Designers Cringe in Fear as Kiefer Sutherland Allowed to Walk the Streets
I think your macho analogy is highly inaccurate. What you meant is "That's kind of like beating up a 14-year-old girl wearing Oliver Peoples glasses."
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jupiterspaw
07/23/09

@kookla:
It's still a step up from beating up a hotel Christmas tree, the last victim of one of Kiefer's drunken altercations.
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City_Dater
07/22/09

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Poor Brooke Shields... She'll be cut from the free Proenza list, drunken Kiefer defending her honor is sad, and she was deprived of her final "e" on Defamer.
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resipsaloquacious
07/22/09

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At least he had the decency not to lose the corsage when he took his shirt off.
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TriedandTrue
07/22/09

In reply to Fashion Designers Cringe in Fear as Kiefer Sutherland Allowed to Walk the Streets
what is going on in those series of photos? Is he dancing shirtless in a restaurant? Please tell me he is.
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The Recession Is Over
07/22/09

@TriedandTrue: It also looks like he's got a joint in one hand and cigarette in the other.

If that's the real Kiefer, I've got to say, he's a pretty good actor.
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