I am against child actors--making children express emotions they don't really understand is warping--and would like to have all children's roles played by midgets, or as they are now know, little people.
Six Jolie-Pitt kids. Mixed family. It's The Brady Bunch! Get George Clooney as "Alec," the wacky manservant/nanny, and it's on. Steven Soderbergh directs.
also. suri cruise actually looks a LOT like danny from the shining. so i say she should star in that, like, next year. with tom cruise as jack. hell, cast katie holmes as shelly duvall and goddamn you have a blockbuster on your hands!
@Banjo Kitten: i think it would probably be the most amazing piece of cinematic work ever to grace the silver screen. i mean, the scene where katie holmes would be waving a baseball bat at a steadily advancing, manic tom? a-maz-ing. i have chills just thinking about it.
I just don't want to see Will and Jada Smith's kids in any films. Those kids are the most egotistical, vain, self-absorbed children I have ever seen. ESPECIALLY that dick, Jaden Smith. Every single interview I've seen him in he's all "yea, I'm awesome" and Will and Jada just laugh and laugh at how "adorable" his vanity is....um, confidence is one thing, spoiled brat is another...
@MosseyCade: Will and Jada (especially Jada) are all about making the money so they are putting the kids to work! It's time they earn their keep. The daughter has a part in "Madagascar".
@Sproing: If I may give Sarah P one tiny nod: I actually like her kids' names. Trig is a Norwegian name by the way. Now I will have to go scrub and sanitize my hands what typed this.
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Or a house fire. Just kidding. But that entire family is just insufferable.
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