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11/26/09
Hopefully this tragedy will cause her to re-think her runaway train promotion of charlatans.
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10/22/09
NEVER EVER EVER GO TO THE DESERT WITH ANYONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE A GURU.
No good will ever come of it, I defy you to name an example of when it has. #jamesarthurray
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Be sure your weather balloon soars high enough so you can see Russia ... then for sure you're a lock on Oprah. #jamesarthurray
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alpaca blankets, old fashioned Irish oatmeal, going to the ballet, cucumber scented facial exfoliant, vomiting, and watching people die on a vision quest #jamesarthurray
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10/22/09
So you want to do like the American Indians of old and participate in a sweat and you just found out, much to your disappointment, that your near-by Indian tribe did not invite you to the res for their sweat because you are an 'outsider,' aka, not a member of their nation/tribe. But you want to experience a vision quest so you do some research on the internet and find an Oprah-endorsed New Age guru who has long hair and wears a t-shirt with a wolf howling at a moon/dream-catcher.
Now, he may be a scam artist but you just can't tell, right? You don't want to fork out a few grand for a phony! So here is my gift to you: a list of ways to tell if the sweat lodge-vision quest you seek is run by a con man.
If a sweat lodge involves a white guy spouting the 'law of attraction' or other new-agey bullsquash, it's a scam.
If a vision quest involves a white guy charging you $9,695 + tax, it's a scam.
If during the sweat you see 55 Caucasians, 2 Asians, 2 Hispanics, a Puerto Rican and nary an American Indian, it's a scam.
If your sweat lodge experience involves both men and women together in the same lodge, it's a scam.*
If your sweat lodge consists of a rigged-up tarp or a teepee with a colorful ying-yang on the side, yep, it's a scam.
And finally, if you look into the distance and see a group of Navajo/Apache/members of local Indian nation either 1. rolling their eyes, 2. shaking their heads, or 3. laughing and pointing, it's a scam.
Sincerely,
Fry Bread Power
*Funny story, an incident like this happened a few years ago in CA (no one died) and when the newscaster mentioned that both men and women inside the sweat became ill, my father (who has participated in many traditional sweats) was appalled--men and women never hold sweats together. #jamesarthurray
10/22/09
That shit is delicious. #jamesarthurray
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(Do I need to reference Ace Ventura here, or did you get that?) #jamesarthurray
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