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    Image of Clare Clare
    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    Remember John Walker Lindh? Now he was a hot piece of infidel-smiting ass.
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    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    C'mon, there's no way Burger King is halal.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    wow, how timely. Dallas spared by what appears to be a similar task force...

    [www.dallasnews.com]
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    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    In this case entrapment is awesome. Like the Murrah building, that courthouse probably had some children inside.. Fuck that guy.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    I could see doing the same thing if I was as bored as him.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    I bet his blog post, "Brainwashing At Its Best," is jam-packed with cruel ironies.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    Lots of Malcolm X paraphernalia on that Myspace page. Does, um, does he understand he's not black? Or is he one of those Uighurs?
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    09/24/09

    @Perhaps Not: Ha. Nice pun.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    In retrospect it appears NewsCorp may have been justified in buying MySpace, considering how many tabloid cover stories seem to have chatty backstory over there.
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    Image of Notsewfast Notsewfast
    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    Sand Wigga?
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    lobstr promoted this comment Edited by Notsewfast at 09/24/09 5:17 PM Notsewfast was starred Notsewfast was unstarred
    Image of lobstr lobstr
    09/24/09

    @Notsewfast: Yo Yo yOman
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    What a needy niece. Hopefully now she feels better knowing that his being out of touch wasn't personal. Her Uncle Qaeda-Guy was extremely busy being an ass-hat wearing paper crowns and plotting to blow up make-believe bombs.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    09/24/09

    @MrInBetween: I choose to think he did not contact her because of her horrible spelling and grammar.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    So a few convincing liars can convince a disaffected kid to bomb something. Newsflash to the FBI: THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THEY DO IT IN THE MIDDLE EAST. There is the slightest of differences between these "stings" and the way a Muslim youth becomes radicalized and convinced to blow up a market. Congratulations to the FBI for revealing that young men are malleable little idiots that you can convince to kill people. Of course, if our government ever cooperated to any degree, another department could have fucking told you this years ago - the armed forces.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    The pattern of these sting operations is indeed "more than a little bit ridiculous." I think they should at least be more even-handed about it and try to set up a Jew or a Roman Catholic in a similar manner. There must be tons of Jewish and Christian kids in this country ready to blow shit up for God!
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    Image of booge booge
    09/24/09

    @iplaudius: Some people who are Christians do. See the abortion clinics that are blown the fuck up. We just don't have stings on them, I agree.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    Being in league with the King is prima facie evidence of evildoing.

    The Burger King is a dick.
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    09/24/09

    @Smitros: If any fast food chain mascot were to be a terrorist, it would SO be this guy. Creep.
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    09/24/09

    @lafleur:
    Thanks. I can't see Wendy heading up a sleeper cell.
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    Image of Gawkerati Gawkerati
    09/24/09

    @lafleur: OMG, B.King is laying down a double fist bump! No doubt in my mind they are both islamofascists.

    Instead of executing Talib, should we serve him fast food for 45 days and let him perish from liver failure???
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    09/24/09

    @lafleur: Jesus, is the king drooling? Forget the ermine and bling, he needs a bib.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    More good PR for Myspace!
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/24/09

    @Nic Fit: They are SO lucky all the crazies use their site!
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    09/24/09

    In reply to This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
    Must love bombs.
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    Image of Gawkchalk Gawkchalk
    09/24/09

    @onebadclam: Quick Strolls back to the getaway car.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    09/24/09

    @Gawkchalk: No fat Jihadists.
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    Image of Gawkchalk Gawkchalk
    09/24/09

    @onebadclam: Can pick up and leave on a moments notice.
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