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Cliven Bundy Is Going to Oregon
Cliven Bundy will travel to Oregon to demonstrate against Ammon and Ryan Bundy’s incarceration, OPB reports. Last week, Cliven urged those militia members still occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge to stand their ground—thereby contradicting Ammon’s wishes.
FBI Releases Aerial Video of Oregon Militant LaVoy Finicum's Shooting Death
On Thursday, the FBI released aerial footage of LaVoy Finicum’s shooting death on Tuesday. An airplane was following the joint FBI-Oregon State Police operation, during which Ammon Bundy and others were peacefully taken into custody.
Three Militants Arrested Leaving Occupied Wildlife Refuge
In a statement, the FBI announced the arrest of three more men who had been occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. They, like Ammon Bundy and the others, have been charged with felony conspiracy to impede federal officers.
Oregon Wildlife Refuge Occupiers Rifle Through Native American Artifacts
A video uploaded to Facebook on Wednesday appears to show the armed militants occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge rummaging through a storage area, accusing the Bureau of Land Management of improperly storing artifacts belonging to the local, native Paiute tribe. “SHARE!” the video is captioned. “BREAKING…
Drama Alert! The Oregon Militia Boys Are Beefing Like Instagram Teens
Drama, drama, drama! The loosely organized anti-government radicals who took over the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge were hoping to provoke a war with the federal government—but instead they’ve found themselves at war with each other, feuding, fussing, and freezing.
Oregon Militia Gunman Hides Under Tarp on MSNBC
It’s unclear to what extent anti-government gunmen, currently occupying a federal building in Oregon are willing to go to make their very dumb point. But for now, one of the patriots is taking shelter underneath this blue tarp.
X Factor Is "Worst Thing I've Ever Done," Says Former Judge
The man who signed Avril Lavigne unequivocally admits that appearing on the X Factor was “the worst thing I’ve ever done.”
Lemony Snicket Responds to Lauren Conrad's Craft Project with an Awesome Burn
Earlier today, the patron saint of unique storage space Lauren Conrad ripped apart some Lemony Snicket books with an X-Acto knife and advised others to do the same.
Time's Richard Stengel Mocks Ann Curry in Commencement Speech
Delivering a commencement speech is the academic equivalent of hosting the Oscars. It's high risk, high payoff, and potentially — if the stars align just right — pure showbiz magic. But when upwardly failing Today Show space cadet Ann Curry delivered an address to the graduates of Wheaton College, she pulled off…
Jennifer Aniston Totally Burns Bill O'Reilly by Calling Him a Good Dad
Bill O'Reilly thinks Jennifer Aniston glamorizes single motherhood. Now, Aniston fights back: "Many women dream of finding Prince Charming… but for those who've not yet found their Bill O'Reilly, I'm just glad science has provided a few other options." Burn?
White House Pool Fight: No-Show Smacked Down
The White House Press Pool is getting crazy! This morning, Roll Call was the print outlet scheduled to cover Obama's movements today. But Roll Call was a no-show. And they paid for it.
