Tyra Banks should sue Abercrombie, Beyonce and Christian Siriano for stealing fierce from her. Seriously- she's been saying that since at least cycle 1.
I'm a boy who doesn't give too much of a shit about my appearance (mostly because I naturally look so fine, obviously), but the Lohan situation bothers me (so much as crap I don't really think about except for when I come across it on Gawker can) because it's quite obvious she's not planning for the future, so far as her plastic surgery is going. Her lips are going to end up being a disaster; as someone with some kin about fifteen years older than her who did this same series of weird cosmetic procedures, I can attest that after a while it turns into a weird fluffy pair of quack pillows that serve to cover your teeth and freak out little kids. It's strange, too, when one thinks about the fact that there was actually nothing wrong with her to begin with; she was quite beautiful, exotic even with her freckles and her red hair and all of that. But now she's going to be constantly chasing after the touch-ups, to keep it "maintained" but with diminishing returns. Whether this means she is merely short-sighted or she doesn't think she'll live long enough to have to worry about it is up in the air, of course, since I don't intend to ask her about the matter.
I don't know why I felt the need to type all of that. It's just the first thing I thought when I saw her picture, right before I considered eating a leftover BLT from a few days ago.
@ampersandparade: your attempts at being cool failed miserably...we all know you're secretly a Lindsey stalker, and not a second goes by without you thinking of ways to sneak into her bedroom sniff at her underwear and poo in her closet...
Pete Rose never bet against his own team. He was suspended for betting on his own team to win which is still against the rules. Then again I guess that's the point of this article...even the writer can't get the facts straight. It appears the only way to get reinstated to a professional sports team is to make an apology on Oprah or Larry King or 20/20 after less heinous crimes than betting on your own team to win like killing dogs, or shooting people or yourself or running over a cop or doing sterioids.
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Sharkey's Meds
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Rewriting history rarely works.
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I don't know why I felt the need to type all of that. It's just the first thing I thought when I saw her picture, right before I considered eating a leftover BLT from a few days ago.
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Maybe this was like a 10,000 mile tune-up because his engine had developed a ping.
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Gawker has very few problems with homophobes, but many with homophones.
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[www.word-detective.com]
Scroll down, and all will be revealed.
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Pete Rose is a prick. That's why he won't get reinstated.