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Julia Allison's Existential Thanksgiving Crisis
New York, 11:27 PM
Thu Dec 17
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The pink obsession, the girly party dresses and headbands, the cupcakes, the teddy bears, the mean-girl tendencies (like when she taunts her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriends on her Twitter and on her blog), the way she gets all excited about holidays, like a fucking 12-year-old, the fact that she seems to view sex as icky. I suspect when she starts dating someone she writes Mrs. Julia Whathisface with hearts dotting the eyes all over her pink stationary.
She is repulsively fascinating, like some sort of case study. She's got Narcissistic Personality Disorder with a strong dose of infantilism or whatever that's called when you don't want to grow up.
I wonder what Mom and Dad did wrong?
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And world peace.
In that order.
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JA, some advice: Go do some volunteer work at a homeless shelter. Or make friends with some impoverished senior living on a fixed income. Do something worthwhile every once in a while instead of blogging about your nail polish. Intelligence is not about being able to use big words. It's about realizing that you're not that interesting, and that there are bigger and more important issues to which to devote your attention other than yourself and every move you make, every thought that crosses your mind, and every ex-boyfriend who went on to marry someone else, grateful, I am certain, to have met someone sane by comparison.
12/01/08
I'm quite serious. You know where to find me if you grow some balls!
xoxo
12/02/08
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There's something seriously wrong with her. Pathologically immature (stuck in her teen years), lack of empathy for others (like getting all huffy after Jakob refused to buy her a Mac laptop because of her babbling about his personal issues and then telling him to get over it, is just one example), obsession with her image, manic behavior, delusions of grandeur (or even adequacy, in her case), way too much plastic surgery and Botox and Restylane.
12/02/08
And you know what else! When I do go, I don't blog it and post pictures of me making the pouty face with Dan, the man who lives on the sewer grate, and go on and on about how awesome I am.
There are things you just do, to remain a human being and to keep your miseries in perspective so that not getting a Mac Air from the guy who dumped you isn't considered the biggest tragedy of your life.
Very young dumb twat, much younger than her chronological years.
12/02/08
I've been told that one of my posts from this thread has made it to Nonentity.com or whatever the hell they call that self-parody of a site.
No, Julia, I'm not against people having fun. Not even close, but it's not a surprise that you once again miss the point. I love life and have lots of fun, but I also know that fun is a reward for working hard and being good to others - and we are not entitled to anything just for existing. And, no Julia, you and your equally vapid friends photographing and filming each other endlessly and posting it all on your site is not work.
Julia's parents did and continue to do a lousy job.
11/30/08
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Still. I can't say i disagree about her charm level vastly surpassing Jackle's level.
11/30/08
Obviously she does not get irony, but come on!
Srlsy! How fucking dumb can you be?
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That is all.
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The military is looking for management personnel in a variety of fields. I'm sure your boot camp drill sergeant won't mind the Non-society cameras.
11/30/08
Honest to God, she makes Emily Brill look like Einstein. She is a total fucking tool.
11/30/08
It's truly pathetic!
11/30/08
Yet, it's not unlike what many (not ALL. Calm down now) people her age go through while trying to figure out what to do with their lives and being thrown up against all the family stuff/successes/opinions/ideals/siblings during the holidays.
The difference between JA and all the others is that the latter knows to just STFU and get back to NYC and down to the corner bar with a friend (oops...she doesn't really have one of those, does she?) or a newspaper and just let it all go.
Worse than her B School idea and her truly stupid web venture is that she is the loneliest person on the planet. It's almost uncomfortable to watch.
Hey! On a happy note, it does look as if the nutcase has wormed her way into a trip to Dubai. You, erm, go girl!
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