Buy a 6-Foot-Tall Rick Perry Chia Pet

For sale for $4500 on eBay: A six-foot terra cotta flower planter shaped like Rick Perry's head. A Texas fertilizer company created Governor Goodhair's chia pet alter-ego during the 2010 gubernatorial election. Cow Wow Liquid Compost also created a chia bust of Perry's opponent Bill White. They then held an "election"…
Congratulations to Hong Kong Police on Their World-Record Cocaine Bust
Hong Kong's Narcotics Bureau seized 1,250 pounds of cocaine, worth, in their estimation, $77 million, setting a new world record (and they think they'll find more!). Eight people were arrested, including one American, five Mexicans and one Colombian.
Giant Pot Bust May Make Getting Stoned in NYC a Little Harder
Cops in upstate New York seized $10 million in pot crops from a hydroponic grow house that supplied the metro area. Sixteen people—mostly illegal immigrants—were arrested. Illegal aliens distributing drugs? That's like Glenn Beck's biggest nightmare!
New York's Gayest Gym Is Totally Bankrupt
David Barton Gym, the very fancy (and very gay) discotechque/gym chain, is $65 million in debt and bankrupt. The company signed a deal to remain open, though, so Anderson Cooper still has a place to work on those guns.
