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    Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial

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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    Dial #mymymybutt — that’s pound my my my butt. #infomercials
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    Exactly. How does one explain not having some of this in their pockets? So what? Your ass is just out all day, without spray, coming in close contact with other people's asses, leaving ass marks on chairs, in your clothes, on subway seats, maybe on someone's bed sheets (if you're lucky, eh)...and no spray? How will you ever function with someone knowing that you indeed have an ass, and that your ass does exactly what their ass does in the privacy of its own assness? Some things are only for the imagining. And having an ass is certainly one of those things. Ridiculous. #infomercials
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    "I added the +my my my butt" as an after thought. That's what we're really paid to do...."

    He should be a magazine editor. #infomercials
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    Reading this post brings to mind the classic Patsy Cline song "Don't It Make My Brown-Eye Blue." #infomercials
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    Image of ejcsanfran ejcsanfran
    11/17/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Crystal Gayle... Patsy Cline sang "I Fall To Pieces (of Shit)" #infomercials
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/17/09

    @ejcsanfran: Classics both. Thanks for the heads-up. (FYI, I had this reckless impulse to make another rectal reference, but someone has to dive on the grenade of bad taste that this string has become...) #infomercials
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    Image of ejcsanfran ejcsanfran
    11/17/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Isn't having too many rectal references like being too rich or too thin..? #infomercials
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/17/09

    @ejcsanfran: Are you speaking empirically? Oddly enough, that's a rhetorical question. #infomercials
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    "I was handing the guy a tool and positioned myself so that I would have to cross his hind-quarters..."

    Six weeks after ordering, I received something VERY different in the mail. #infomercials
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/17/09

    @AzureTexan: it's comedy that writes itself, really. #infomercials
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/17/09

    @BadUncle: Yeah, man, sometimes they just put it on a tee, don't they. #infomercials
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    (the green stuff was added in post...of course.)

    So green fumes don't come out of people's butts? I don't know what to believe anymore. #infomercials
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    I'm now using Aspray, Sphincterine and Fresh Balls. Got it all covered. #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/17/09

    @depardoo: Don't forget the TaintWick! #infomercials
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Taint something he'd likely forget! #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/17/09

    @PrincessKashmir: you never know- it's not exactly the perineal favorite. #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: PS: This is the best pun I've ever made. I'm going to buy myself a beer tonight over this one. #infomercials
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Oh, well played, sir. #infomercials
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Not that my presence means anything to this hallowed ground, but I am so coming back to this site because of this comment. (This is serious, not sarcastic.) I will happily buy you a six-pack. A 12-pack! #infomercials
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Manly, yes, but I like it too!! #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/18/09

    @PrincessKashmir: @CumaeanSibyl: Athankyou all!
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    10/20/09

    In reply to One Lucky Actor Stars in Toilet Paper Demo
    Mr. Whipple, if you're nasty. #poop
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    10/20/09

    In reply to One Lucky Actor Stars in Toilet Paper Demo
    Yet, not so good for your sanitary system. (Especially those of you hicks with septic systems!) #poop
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/20/09

    In reply to One Lucky Actor Stars in Toilet Paper Demo
    If people stopped drinking so much coffee we wouldn't even need these products. Still gotta have a bidet though, for the cool factor. Ok, gotta go watch Salò now.

    [en.wikipedia.org] #poop
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    Image of hhpeterson13 hhpeterson13
    10/20/09

    In reply to One Lucky Actor Stars in Toilet Paper Demo
    Dude, time for a haircut overhaul. #poop
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    10/20/09

    In reply to One Lucky Actor Stars in Toilet Paper Demo
    I floss. #poop
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    10/20/09

    In reply to One Lucky Actor Stars in Toilet Paper Demo
    Who shits toothpaste? #poop
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    Image of blix blix
    10/20/09

    @SarahHeartburn: How do they get the stripes in there? #poop
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/20/09

    In reply to One Lucky Actor Stars in Toilet Paper Demo
    I'll never look at Senor Wences (and Johnny!) the same way again.
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    Edited by naugahydeinplainsight at 10/20/09 12:20 PM naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    10/20/09

    In reply to One Lucky Actor Stars in Toilet Paper Demo
    Where can I get that soundtrack?

    "Um, yeah, do you guys have the song from the Charmin Freshmates commercial? It kind of sounds like the bridge in a late 80's ,early 90's Modern Rock song."
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    Edited by BullfightsOnAcid at 10/20/09 12:01 PM BullfightsOnAcid was starred BullfightsOnAcid was unstarred
    Image of Clare Clare
    10/21/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid: I was thinking it it had that peculiar early-aughts British sound. Like Doves or Parachutes-era Coldplay. #poop
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