The New York Times reports that some men are getting serious about what their asses look like: "My wife always joked that I had a flat butt—she called it a 'pancake butt,' Michael said. He consulted with Dr. Adam Schaffner ... who suggested liposuction on his abdomen and injecting the extracted fat into his buttocks."
Mayoral Candidate Charged for Defacing Signs with (Weak) Pussy Joke
It's Pussy versus Butts in a race to the bottom next Election Day in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania's ninth-largest (and capital) city, and a renowned "broke-ass sinkhole of despair."
Camera Catches Men Staring at Women's Asses, Much to No One's Surprise
A model in Los Angeles used a hidden camera to prove a point we've known all along — straight guys look at women's asses way more often than they should.
New York’s Butts Forever Trying to Holla at Firemen
A study of New York City's emergency communications system has revealed that New Yorkers' butts are steady calling the operators at 911, asking do they like them, asking are they asleep yet, asking what are they thinking about.
New Super Dirty Olivia Munn Pics: 'I Want Your Big Dick Right Here'
The eagerly anticipated sequel to Olivia Munn's "Lick my tight asshole and choke me" sexy pictures has arrived. Here is a new cache of erotic self-portraits superimposed with arrows and sadomasochistic instructionstexts with Skitch, the photo editing application that is rapidly becoming the internet's go-to app for…
Plague of Killer Butt Injections Spreads to Philadelphia
A 42-year-old Philadelphian known as The Black Madam has been arrested after botching at least three butt injection procedures at "pumping parties." The Black Madam, whose real name is Padge Winslowe, is being held on a $10 million bail after being charged with assault, simple assault, deceptive business practices,…
How Much Fecal Matter and Lube Would It Take to Paint a 'Santorum' Sign with Santorum?
The above image of Rick Santorum came to Gawker's tips line with the subject line "santorum pictures (REAL!!!!)"
Butt Have Our Backsides Bottomed Out? Let's Ass-ess
Haha, get ready, media-savvy internet readers, because the august New York Times, the Grey Lady, the Paper of Record, has written a whole story about big butts (bottoms). Can you imagine the jibes that online rascals without a care in the world for decorum will come up with about this one??? Someone hide the children,…
Crazed Butt Doctor's Victim Count Rises to 30
The investigation into Oneal Ron Morris—the Floridian fake doctor accused of preying on the transgender community and injecting "cement, Fix-a-Flat, mineral oil, and superglue" into patients—has expanded to include "as many as 30" victims, the New York Daily News reports. Victims of "The Duchess" are coming forward…
Seat Scanner Identifies People By Their Butts
Researchers at Japan's Advanced Institute of Industrial Technology have invented an intricate butt-scanning system that can tell who is driving a car based on the shape of his or her butt, intrepid future newspaper The Daily reports:
Thanks for the Image of Newt Gingrich's Filthy Monkey Butt, David Axelrod
Let us thank the Obama campaign's senior strategist David Axelrod for this sterling metaphor today, regarding Newt Gingrich's anus — something we'll see more of as the primary season lingers on.
Reebok's Fake Magic Butt Shoes Are Fake, Says FTC
For a while now Reebok has been selling its dumb fake "EasyTone" shoes that allegedly tone your butt (ladies), using magic. If you believed that Reebok EasyTone shoes would tone your butt, you are dumb. Well, now Reebok has to pay $25 million, for fooling you.
The Best Butt-Related Excerpts From The Rogue
The Rogue, Joe McGinniss' much-discussed gossipy book about Sarah Palin, hits stores tomorrow. But why wait an entire day to learn the most salacious news about Sarah and Todd Palin—and butts? We've got it for you now.
Was Pippa Middleton's Butt Padded?
The reality of Pippa Middleton's butt is debated. Two stars of The View get married. Charlie Sheen continues to exist. Sunday gossip is disappointed with its showing at Iowa, but is in this for the long haul.
Here Is Mercede Johnston's Butt, Boobs, and Best Palin Gossip
Mercede Johnston—of the naked Wasilla Johnstons—bares her butt, boobs, and the Palin family's secrets in next month's Playboy.
London Rioter 'Flashes Arse' on Live TV
Reporting live from a helicopter above London's riot-ravaged streets today, a Sky News camera zoomed in on a man in a hooded anorak, who then turned around and broke some news of his own: His butt crack.
The Ten Most Ridiculous Costumes Nicki Minaj's Butt Has Ever Worn
Most likely, Nicki Minaj won't fall into obscurity anytime soon, but remember the days when she was everywhere? Friday's appearance on Good Morning America-with its accompanying wardrobe malfunction-rekindled our love for Minaj and her beyond-crazy outfits that often highlight her, er, assets. So lest you forget what…
Serial Butt Stabber Terrorizing Virginia
As politicians debate the debt ceiling in Washington D.C., a far more insidious menace haunts neighboring Virginia: A serial butt stabber.
Model Kicked Out of Comic Con for Being Too Sexy
There is a limit to how close cosplay can get to foreplay at Comic Con. Nerd babe and America's Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry says she got kicked out for showing an "illegal" amount of butt cheek. She had to tie a shirt around her waist to get back in. Meanwhile, this completely naked NSFW Daenerys (is that a…
Pippa Middleton's Butt: Nice, But Not 'Rear of the Year'
Pippa Middleton today lost the "coveted" 'Rear of the Year' award to someone named Carol Vorderman, who is famous in Britain for having a nice butt and for being on TV or something. After all of that Royal Wedding butt hype, Pippa should have won by a landslide, no? The award's organizer, Tony Edwards, explained to…
