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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    01/30/09

    In reply to Come Right Into Bernie Madoff's Apartment
    MTV should rent it for "The Real World: American Collapse," featuring a cast of terrified youngsters seeking to avoid the new draft and survive amid daily clashes between armed gangs and private security forces in anarchic, post-civil liberties police-state New York City.
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    Image of E. H. Cotton E. H. Cotton
    01/30/09

    @GuyBitchy: I'd watch that for sure.
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    01/30/09

    @E. H. Cotton: Right?!
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    01/30/09

    In reply to Come Right Into Bernie Madoff's Apartment
    "Yes, my name is Alexandra Penn...dleton. Yes, Pendleton. Alexandra Pendleton. I'm calling about the Madoff apartment. I'd like to make an appointment to see it with my, uh, sons. Yes, my two sons. My two large sons who enjoy carrying baseball bats."
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    01/30/09

    In reply to Come Right Into Bernie Madoff's Apartment
    My realtor always told me to take out the trash and remove the dog when showing my home.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    01/30/09

    @Lizawithazee: Zing!
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    01/30/09

    In reply to Come Right Into Bernie Madoff's Apartment
    Usually the brokers just have to figure out where to hide the litterbox (fire stairwell) and bikes (fire stairwell) and baby carriages (fire stairwell). So this should be interesting. He looks tiny though, maybe there's some room under the sink?
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    01/30/09

    In reply to Come Right Into Bernie Madoff's Apartment
    When the broker comes calling with the "highly motivated" lynch mob, Bernie will be hiding in one of his floor safes.
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    Image of mathnet mathnet
    01/30/09

    In reply to Come Right Into Bernie Madoff's Apartment
    He smells like fresh-baked cookies.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/30/09

    In reply to Come Right Into Bernie Madoff's Apartment
    I think this is a perfect opportunity for Bernie to practice pooping in front of strange men.
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