I know I'm gonna get pantsed and have a bucket of pig's blood dumped on me, I'm sure of it. And then STARZ is gonna use it in their big dumb ad campaign, on bus shelters, and shit. And some kind of viral marketing thing where people can make LOLWenceses with me saying stupid crap. And some kind of "Mug Wences" contest where the winner gets a line of credit at the OTB. This whole business will end in tragedy.
I have a star, but no banner, and nothing is showing up in my email. It's like they KNOW I'm not a New Yorker and are scorning me for being an outsider.
Ok, I will man up and begrudingly admit that for the first time, I bemoan my starless existence.
I will look up at the sky come Thursday night and shake my first at the starless (appropo, eh?) city night and scream ala Heston in Planet of the Apes "Damm you star providers, damn you all to hell!"
The banner is blocked for me too. So Gawker doesn't want any Canadian content at this party? I can bring my Loverboy CDs and a 2-4 of Molson! Plus: Crown Royal!
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At least, I heard that's how some people do it.
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It's like they KNOW I'm not a New Yorker and are scorning me for being an outsider.
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I will look up at the sky come Thursday night and shake my first at the starless (appropo, eh?) city night and scream ala Heston in Planet of the Apes "Damm you star providers, damn you all to hell!"
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/jealous
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FUCK THE BANNER IS BLOCKED AT WORK! ARRGH! RSVP Brian Van
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