That Kennedy VJ From MTV Is Still Alive, And She's Getting a Fox Show

Since everyone gets to talk on TV for money these days, why not MTV's early-'90s token conservative, too?
Weather Channel Had Its Best Day Ever Last Weekend
According to the New York Times, Hurricane Irene boosted the Weather Channel to its best ratings in its 29-year-history. America sure does love rolling around in the sticky dread of natural disasters.
Cable Porn's Shrinkage Is Not Temporary
Sad news for people who fondly recall childhood nights spent attempting to watch "scrambled" pornography on high-numbered cable channels, a pastime which has afflicted them with a lifelong wavy-bar fetish: the television porn industry is slowly dying. Which is completely predictable and represents nothing more than…
Miss America Will Now Fall in Woods with No One to Hear It, Won't Make a Sound
TLC, the cable home of the pageant, will no longer air the beauty competition. Now Miss America is even more like a hobo: homeless and outdated, but still capable of inspiring Halloween costumes when all other ideas are taken. [Getty]
The Cable Movie Rewatchability Index
With cable TV rerunning our favorite movies at a vicious rate, it is hard to determine whether or not one should give up two hours to the cable gods. Finally, we have a handy formula to help us decide.
People Will Eat Dog Food Before They'll Cancel HBO
How are you cutting back during the Great Recession? Well, if you're like most Americans, you're probably eating crappier food but still watching a lot of TV. A new Reuters/Ipsos poll suggests as much, at least.
Media Wishes You Would Appreciate Its Political Coverage More
The Mainstream Media is really hoping that the presidential election will be the ticket to higher TV ratings and more newspaper sales because, man, they could really use the help. But the results so far aren't too encouraging. Instead of an explosion of people rushing home after work to catch Brian Williams' reasoned…
