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    Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him

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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Ted Kennedy's brain took nearly 80 years to accomplish its own karmic goal. Here's hoping Beck's innards work much more quickly. #glennbeck
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    C'mon Rush Limbaugh's aorta, you don't want to be upstaged by one of Glenn Beck's silly glands, do you?
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    adiam7 promoted this comment Edited by atlasfugged at 11/05/09 2:48 AM atlasfugged was starred atlasfugged was unstarred
    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    His appendix is the Sarah Palin of his organs: Useless and goin' rogue. #glennbeck
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    Image of katastic katastic
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Vestigial organs really ARE useless. DAMNIT! Next time, liver. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Jesus, appendix, couldn't you rupture? You can't do anything right. #glennbeck
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    His body finds him so loathsome the organs reject that whole self-preservation thing. #glennbeck
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    Image of OliversArmy OliversArmy
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Initial indications are that Beck's appendicitis were caused by a venting of his spleen. #glennbeck
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    Image of Iron Gossett Jr. Iron Gossett Jr.
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Hey Sepsis, me and the boys are all pulling for ya down at the station. #glennbeck
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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    I love how that dude pronounces, "Ah-PEND-es-CITE-tas." #glennbeck
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/04/09

    @Cam/ron: Next he'll have dia-BEET-us! #glennbeck
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    I'm hoping we really do need our appendix after all. #glennbeck
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Glenn Beck's organs are committing suicide slowly, one at a time.

    Goodbye cruel peritoneum!!!
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment Edited by Atilla the Bun at 11/04/09 6:58 PM Atilla the Bun was starred Atilla the Bun was unstarred
    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    There is video out there believe me, he is the type to record every living moment-on air that is. I hope he has that same evil nurse I had when I gave blood at the Red Cross. Actually, he is pretty fucked at a hospital since health care professionals hate the insurance industry. Why is his hospital "undisclosed" anyway, I don't know where his show tapes but if I did I think I could make a fairly accurate guess of where they took his crying ass. #glennbeck
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    11/05/09

    @adiam7: 48th and 6th. #glennbeck
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    11/05/09

    @newsnun: Well, that narrows it down to a couple of hospitals since it would be an "emergency" procedure. I could care less where he is #glennbeck
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    11/05/09

    @adiam7: You tease!!!! #glennbeck
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    I'm waiting to hear him deliver a commentary about his hospital experience, just like he did after getting his ass-nugget removed. #glennbeck
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/04/09

    @Claire Buoyant: watch him praise the bejesus out of it with a special nod to his glorious insurance company who made. it. all. possible. [tears welling in his piggy eyes; a sob ready to burst forth]. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Great. More martyrdom material for him to exploit for the next month or two. Damn you, ruptured appendix. #glennbeck
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    Image of TigerTail TigerTail
    11/04/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I suffered for years from chronic appendicitis, and this asswipe goes down for the count after his very first attack? In a just world, his appendix would've punished him after every manic utterance. #glennbeck
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    During recovery aren't you supposed to check progress with the "kick test", like to see if your tires are flat?

    Cuz, you know, dibs. #glennbeck
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