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Niko Bellic
07/17/09

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A place where attractive women can relax without being bothered by men? It's about time for New York to start following the lead of Tehran and Riyadh!
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DeadFred
07/17/09

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Let me guess: this place is really a meat-packing plant during the day, a place with sawdust on the floor where George Costanza can't enter.
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Sir Thomas More
07/16/09

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any of those models over 18? where are their parents?
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raincoaster
07/16/09

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Once their agents hear they're hanging out there, instead of some place they can meet Gilles Bensimon etc, that club will be shut down faster than you can say "Bulimia."
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ChillbearLatrigue
07/16/09

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Just when I think that society has figured out every method to drive a wedge between between me and beauty, they come up with something new.

How many calories does a casting call typically burn?

Excellent pic, CB.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
07/16/09

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and the not eating
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snugbug
07/16/09

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Color me naive, but I can easily work up sympathy for most moddles, because they're 15-16-year-olds from foreign countries who instead of going to school and falling in love and discovering books that will alter their life view, are instead being disrobed, directed, judged and pawed by the likes of Terry Richardson. Don't care if they make hard, cold $ while at it. That's still a pretty tragic way to spend your teenhood.

Disclaimer aside, please excuse me while I reach for my barf bucket.
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tigolbitties
07/16/09

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that man is straight?!?!
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ellagood
07/16/09

@tigolbitties: justin rocket is very much straight! and one of the most interesting reporters the post has...and, no, i have not slept with him.
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Lars von Trite
07/16/09

@ellagood: yes, stellar reporting. Exhibit A: "That's some serious sandwich." Exhibit B: "So you think guys would harass you if you're just standing in the street...?" Pulitzer stuff, no less.
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ellagood
07/16/09

@Lars von Trite: you still watched it. watched any other Post reporting lately?
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The One
07/16/09

@ellagood: Are you Layla?

Well, JRS certainly seems to have his finger on the pulse of what's hot these days.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03312009/entertainment/touch_and_go_situation_162212.htm
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ellagood
07/16/09

@The One: nah, just someone who knows him and actually likes him and thinks he makes things interesting at the post.

sad how it has to be assumed someone is giving someone orgasms in order to be somewhat admired.
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The One
07/16/09

@ellagood: Oh, I was pretty sure that it wasn't you (as Layla) in that article - I was just trying to be funny, but instead am an epic fail. :(

Anyway, I like his writing - he seems like a fun guy to be around.
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tigolbitties
07/16/09

@The One: i kinda thought he was awkward in that clip... was that on purpose then?
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The One
07/17/09

@tigolbitties: In keeping with my long-running streak of not watching embedded videos, I didn't see this one, so I don't know how awkward he was or whether it was intentional.
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dogisdead
07/16/09

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So, what you're saying is that me and my pound of raw cookie dough aren't permitted? What if I sprinkle the top with cocaine?
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