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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    09/14/09

    In reply to Are America's College Kids Healthy Enough to Make Several Trips to the Buffet Line?
    *gnaws on the boiled boca burger he cooked in his apartment across from campus bitterly*
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/14/09

    In reply to Are America's College Kids Healthy Enough to Make Several Trips to the Buffet Line?
    I'm fine with this, as long as dining points still work for Domino's.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    09/14/09

    In reply to Are America's College Kids Healthy Enough to Make Several Trips to the Buffet Line?
    Were I a New School student, I'd barricade the cafeteria for this outrage. There's no justice until students get personal pneumatic tubes delivering meaty mac-n-cheese directly to their gaping maws.
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    Image of Say that is cool Say that is cool
    09/14/09

    @BadUncle: Feeder porn makes my prick tingle.

    [www.youtube.com]
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    BadUncle promoted this comment Edited by Say that is cool at 09/14/09 1:56 PM Say that is cool was starred Say that is cool was unstarred
    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    09/14/09

    @Say that is cool: Once again, I gain the cool satisfaction of knowing that somebody, somewhere is masturbating.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    09/14/09

    In reply to Are America's College Kids Healthy Enough to Make Several Trips to the Buffet Line?
    My school had an all you can eat ice cream bar. All the tubs of Oreo Ice Cream disappeared by early Oct.
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    09/14/09

    In reply to Are America's College Kids Healthy Enough to Make Several Trips to the Buffet Line?
    The Freshman 15 was the result, in my case, of the hoagie and pizza delivery agencies on campus, not the swill they served in the dining halls.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    09/14/09

    @pmarble: Mine were the pints of Ben & Jerry's you could purchase with "Declining Dollars." Oh, and the Snickers and Chex Mix that were readily available in the dorm vending machines.

    Man, just thinking about this is making me hate myself.
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    Image of 18thCFox 18thCFox
    09/14/09

    In reply to Are America's College Kids Healthy Enough to Make Several Trips to the Buffet Line?
    Never understood the concept of the Freshman 15--when I went to college I got away from my mom's meat-and-potato cooking and learned to enjoy sushi. Am I the only one that LOST twenty pounds freshman year?
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    09/14/09

    @18thCFox: Funny but true and kinda sad story: My parents listened to an entire Oprah and Bob Greene book about getting in shape and improving your long distance running skills, in the car ride before my Freshman year. This was about a 4 hour book, and I was already slightly paranoid about gaining weight, fitting in, blah blah blah. Lost about 15 to 20 that year.
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    Image of matthieuK matthieuK
    09/14/09

    In reply to Are America's College Kids Healthy Enough to Make Several Trips to the Buffet Line?
    The cafeteria at USC gave everyone some virus that makes you throw up non-stop for2 days straight. As if I ever had any reason to doubt the wrath of G-d.
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    Dave J. promoted this comment matthieuK was starred matthieuK was unstarred
    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    09/14/09

    @matthieuK: It's cute you think this was an accident. It was probably tryout week for the song girls and they wanted everyone to look their best.
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    Image of Say that is cool Say that is cool
    09/14/09

    In reply to Are America's College Kids Healthy Enough to Make Several Trips to the Buffet Line?
    Not to mention, when these college girls bulk up, it makes it much harder for me to stuff them in a wall at their lab. Lighten up on the Ring Dings fatties, I got a job to do too!

    Too soon?
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    Image of kissmyapp kissmyapp
    09/14/09

    @Say that is cool: It's not too soon, no. A comment like that will always be tacky.
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    Image of Say that is cool Say that is cool
    09/14/09

    @kissmyapp: What are you about a size 14?
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    09/14/09

    @Say that is cool: @Say that is cool: What are you, about 5 feet tall suffering from a beer gut and male pattern baldness?
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/14/09

    @Hamilton Nolan: Ugh. Repeat harassment + rape jokes. I say that is not cool.
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    Image of kissmyapp kissmyapp
    09/15/09

    @Say that is cool: I'd rather be a size 14 than a heartless toolbag.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    09/14/09

    In reply to Are America's College Kids Healthy Enough to Make Several Trips to the Buffet Line?
    College cafeterias sound an awful lot like the buffet at the Golden Nugget.
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    09/14/09

    @misslinda: Complete with an early bird special, for the especially afternoon-stoned.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    09/14/09

    @misslinda: But without the "crab."
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/14/09

    In reply to Are America's College Kids Healthy Enough to Make Several Trips to the Buffet Line?
    Holy Hot Pockets, Batman!
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