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    Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?

    It's The "Absurd Financial Product Some Rich Person Actually Bought" Contest!
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    Image of PikaDar Brisetout PikaDar Brisetout
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    I'm giving sewing lessons on the side. People will always have to wear clothes after all.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/20/08

    @PikaDar: Why wear clothes when there are burlap sacks and barrels a-plenty!?
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    Image of bifteck-frites bifteck-frites
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    All I want to do is move to New Zealand and apprentice on a sheep farm. Unfortunately, Kiwi visas are notoriously hard to come by.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    I'll be joining Nonsociety after Mary goes all Single White Female on Julia and eventually uses her Texas Mafia connections to send JA to sleep with the armadillos.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    Yeah, like we need more people on Prince St. hawking "crafts".


    You're blocking the burrito cart.

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    Image of blix blix
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    It's worm ranching for me. First I need to get the hang of these tiny lariats.
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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    Crafters say no to the taxman. Good source of underground income. People will buy anything furry or that smells good. Take that as you may.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/20/08

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: There will be BUST-reading crafty chicks in pigtails and wearing long black coats. Pssty...wanna buy an angora tea cozy?
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    Image of mitchel_stevens mitchel_stevens
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    My craft is breaking down into the fetal position at 1 pm on Thursdays because it's impossible to be hired even at Barnes and Noble now.


    Oh hey, it's time again.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    I would go back to bartending. Of course, I'd never see the sun or the son again, but them's the breaks.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    11/20/08

    @BookishLookish: The son can tapdance on the bar for tips or bus tables. :(
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/20/08

    @CaptainFantastic: I have been training him at home for the job of a barback. He brings Mommy's empties over to the recycling quite merrily.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    Representing Williamsburg hipsters being prosecuted for public urination. Gotta get that shit off the record so they can get into law school. Thus the cycles continues.
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    Image of dogisdead dogisdead
    11/20/08

    @Unfun: Soo...are you saying that YOU were once a hipster? One that engaged in public urination? Oddly enough, my brother got charged with P.U once...and now HE'S a lawyer! Is that a requirement or something?
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/20/08

    @dogisdead: No comment. Talk to my lawyer, located in the Williamsburg Mini Mall.
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    Image of blix blix
    11/20/08

    @Unfun: Trespissing!? No law school for you!
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/20/08

    @blix: Bah, I can get em all off. And all for the low, low rate of $500 an hour. 1-800-pee-pees.
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    Image of it takes a lot to laugh it takes a lot to laugh
    11/20/08

    @Unfun: I've gotten off for much less than that, pee pee included.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    BINDLES!
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    Image of dado dado
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    I am moving to Croatia and becoming a bocci ball champion.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    I'll be playing kazoo at the 168th street A station for change! Feel free to drop by any old time!
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    Image of it takes a lot to laugh it takes a lot to laugh
    11/20/08

    @katastic: Can you play 'Take the A Train'?
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    Image of Multiphasic Multiphasic
    11/20/08

    @katastic: Although her recent stairwell performances speak subtly yet eloquently to the existential drama of the quotidian struggle, the listener is forced to reflect that perhaps something has been lost since the days where she could summon a rapturous, exclamatory force majeur to the Queensboro Plaza environs. Nonetheless, I gave her seventeen cents and the remaining third of my microwave burrito.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    At last, my beanbag/booze dispenser will see the light of day!!!
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    Image of Gosukusan Gosukusan
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    At least I can always stand outside of housing court and represent people getting evicted for scraps of food.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    I make gocks. That's right, goth sock puppets. Let me know if you're interested.


    [tinyurl.com]

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