Aren't some things so banal that they can't be plagiarized? I seriously doubt Newt Gingrich was the first person to spout platitudes about St. Raygun and how the key to the conservative renaissance will be loving his memory so much.
@Kid Twist: "What's with these black kids and their bad attitudes? Talk about ruining a fun day at the track! Why, I'd like to grab them by their teeth and swing 'em around!
My kids agree with me, and so does my second much younger wife!"
Oh man, this is awesome. Seriously. More calling bullshit and investigating, please. These kinds of posts are rapidly becoming my favorite thing about Gawker.
Even one more crime happening on our streets is a problem, not to mention a 43% increase, especially when that crime is happening to you or before your eyes.
I was one of these cases. A month or two a man approached me on Bleeker and Macdougal streets, punched me, and mugged me. It was 10pm on a Wednesday night. I was severely scarred on account of it and didn't want to leave the house for a week. My work and relationships suffered.
When I finally did make it out the next week to go to my gym, I witnessed a brutal mugging on Prince and Greene. The man's cheekbone was cut and swollen, masking his eyeballs, and the men continued to brutalize him. Enraged at the situation, I yelled to them that I was calling the police immediately and they scattered. The man was crying.
You might think it is funny to poke at an increase of "2 cases every 3 weeks", but they are not a fucking joke. I would venture that if your little sister or friend were amongst the victims you wouldn't be mocking these numbers either.
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This could have been a single geriatric heartbeat away from the Presidency.
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My kids agree with me, and so does my second much younger wife!"
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I was one of these cases. A month or two a man approached me on Bleeker and Macdougal streets, punched me, and mugged me. It was 10pm on a Wednesday night. I was severely scarred on account of it and didn't want to leave the house for a week. My work and relationships suffered.
When I finally did make it out the next week to go to my gym, I witnessed a brutal mugging on Prince and Greene. The man's cheekbone was cut and swollen, masking his eyeballs, and the men continued to brutalize him. Enraged at the situation, I yelled to them that I was calling the police immediately and they scattered. The man was crying.
You might think it is funny to poke at an increase of "2 cases every 3 weeks", but they are not a fucking joke. I would venture that if your little sister or friend were amongst the victims you wouldn't be mocking these numbers either.
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