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    Beatrice Inn Shut Down, Skinny Cokeheads Left to Wander Streets

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    Image of scallywag scallywag
    04/06/09

    In reply to Beatrice Inn Shut Down, Skinny Cokeheads Left to Wander Streets
    No more coke at Beatrice? You mean we'll all have to start staying home and reading books or something?
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    04/06/09

    @scallywag: Don't worry--coke has free delivery.
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    Image of ligmasagbatch ligmasagbatch
    04/06/09

    In reply to Beatrice Inn Shut Down, Skinny Cokeheads Left to Wander Streets
    They should have the "Free Beatrice" party at The Station in Rhode Island. And get Great White to play. I'll handle the pyrotechnics.


    Don't bother making me feel bad about my comment.

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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    04/06/09

    @ligmasagbatch: Hating the hipsters is one thing but do you really want to set them on fire?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    04/06/09

    @gladys_kravitz: Not them, just their hair, clothing, and ironic glasses. That should do it.
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    04/06/09

    @gladys_kravitz: Especially since all they've ever wanted to be is hot.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to Beatrice Inn Shut Down, Skinny Cokeheads Left to Wander Streets
    I live in Athens, GA, and I'm fully aware of the Beatrice Inn. I figure by the time news of a club's hip-ness has made it's way down here, it's over anyway. Correct me if I'm wrong.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/06/09

    @pssshwhatever: There was no hipness to begin with, as I am sure you have suspected all along. These children are not the thing. They're roped-off little clubhouse snobs who just want to hang out with one another so nobody can call them out on their helplessly uncool bullshit.


    An evening out with these eye-darting, yammering, scrawny coke freaks would be one of my worst nightmares. I would rather go down to Fontana's to drink beer and dance to old 45s. Or go to a house party in the Bronx. Or open my veins with a rusty saw.

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    Image of somedayarealrainwillcome somedayarealrainwillcome
    04/06/09

    @BookishLookish: That's exactly how I feel, for the most part, but the thing about beatrice is it's probably full of superficially attractive 20 year old coeds who would be perfect for a night of detached and consequence free sex (and probably easily persuaded by my use of words more than two syllables), and THAT appeals very highly to me on certain (many) nights.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/06/09

    @somedayarealrainwillcome: Don't have sex with idiots. There are enough smart and beautiful people in New York to pick from.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    04/06/09

    In reply to Beatrice Inn Shut Down, Skinny Cokeheads Left to Wander Streets
    No one goes to the Beatrice anymore - it's too crowded.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    04/06/09

    In reply to Beatrice Inn Shut Down, Skinny Cokeheads Left to Wander Streets
    Well after fitting Graydon Carter's massive dong into the establishment, there was only enough room for 4 patrons.


    it was only a matter of time.

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    04/06/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Yes, but it was everyone's favorite surface for snorting lines.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/06/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: You and tigol = great minds. ^^^
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    04/06/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: jinx! @BookishLookish: i know!!!
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    04/06/09

    @tigolbitties: Howzat happen?
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    04/06/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: Oh, just saw it above, "grazing" is the coup de grace.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    04/06/09

    In reply to Beatrice Inn Shut Down, Skinny Cokeheads Left to Wander Streets
    Babysitting is expensive.
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    04/06/09

    In reply to Beatrice Inn Shut Down, Skinny Cokeheads Left to Wander Streets
    But Richard didn't I see you there on more than one occasion?
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    04/06/09

    @tigolbitties: Never!
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