Furious Camel Bites American to Death in Mexico Over Can of Coca-Cola
A camel that bit, kicked, and smothered an American to death at a wildlife park in Mexico was reportedly upset that it hadn't yet received its daily Coca-Cola.
The Whole Bible Thing Is B.S. Because of Camel Bones, Says Science
The Old Testament. It's been kinda important to much of human civilization going back a fair stretch. It's also a sham! Your cherished psalms and stories of ritualistic filicide are no longer any match for Israelis with radiocarbon dating equipment, sheeple!
Peter O'Toole Was a God Amongst Men
Today we lost the dashing, dry-witted, über-talented Peter O'Toole, and his legendary performances are rightly being commemorated. But O'Toole had more than just acting chops — he had the charisma and the gravitas to, say, pull off riding into Letterman smoking a cigarette atop a camel, which he later fed a Heineken.
The French President's Camel Was 'Eaten in Mali'
"Which camel, Monsieur Président? Oh, that camel? Ah, yes. We ate it."
Penn Frat Cleared of Camel Molestation
We hasten this morning to bring you the very latest on the Penn Frat Party Camel Abuse Controversy. What's that? You haven't been following the uproar at the Ivy League that erupted after the Zeta Psi fraternity went to a petting zoo and rented a camel for its "Spring Fling" party? And how some people objected to the…
Watch Four Little People Out-Run a Camel
Alas, just when we thought reality television could not become more exploitative or absurd they come up with this. Behold, little people, a camel, and a relay race.
This is What it Sounds Like When You Tickle a Camel
This camel loses it when being tickled, as do his owners.
Cop Tasers Camel
Another day, another cop tasering a camel.
Joseph's Orthopedic Shoes Made the Trek to Bethlehem Much Easier
[The War on Christmas has begun again in earnest! Christian activist group Faith and Action staged a live nativity scene outside the U.S. Supreme Court, just to show that they could. Click through for more photos. Images via Getty.]
Marauding Camels to be Rounded Up and Strafed From Helicopters, Palin Style
A plague of thirsty camels has overrun a small, drought-ridden town in the Australian outback. The only way to survive: Round thousands of those suckers up and gun 'em down from choppers.
Five Ways Camel Cigarettes Are Good For You
Are you aware that Camels are made from finer, more expensive tobaccos than any other brand? And that they stimulate digestion, taste great, and will make you a better swimmer? Failing to teach your kids to smoke Camels is virtually child abuse! All true, according to the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company. We've compiled…
