"I Am Tired of This Crap"—Lindsey Graham Plays Thundering Scold in Wild-Eyed, Nothing-to-Lose Speech
Lindsey “Still Exists” Graham may finally be getting the picture about his past-dead presidential ambitions.
Donald Trump's Public Endorsement by Black Religious Leaders Undone by Complete Lack of Endorsement
Actual buffoon Donald Trump has decided to cancel a planned political ambush of “as many as 100 black evangelical religious leaders” when many of those leaders caught wind of his plan, reports the Associated Press.
Key New Hampshire Newspaper Brutally Jinxes Chris Christie's Presidential Ambitions
Chris Christie’s presidential campaign took another tough blow today via an endorsement from a newspaper that hasn’t picked a winner in this century.
Donald Trump Believes His Supporters Are Morons. He's Right.
Hello, Donald Trump supporters. Donald Trump believes that you are very fucking dumb. And you are proving him correct.
Ted Cruz Announces His Candidacy to Morons He'd Never Study With
This morning, Texas Senator Ted Cruz announced that he will run for president of the United States. This is the logical next step in Cruz's determined lifelong pursuit of status.
It Begins: Schumer Endorses Hillary Clinton for President
Not even waiting until a year has passed since the last general election, a prominent Democrat has officially endorsed an all-but-official candidate for 2016. In a speech in front of Iowa Democrats last night, New York Senator Chuck Schumer declared that "2016 is Hillary’s time.”
