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    Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    And for your very own special holiday cock-tail party this year, try Kris Kringle's Salty Nutsacks!
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    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    Whoah, is that a Santa ball I spy?
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    Image of flossy flossy
    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    But sex offenders send the best candy!
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    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    There's not even a place in that outfit to hide a huge salmon fillet.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    12/19/08

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: Ooops. I meant to respond to you with, "Looking good, Louis!"
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    I prefer my degenerate Santas to be drunk and despondent.
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    12/19/08

    @MrInBetween: "Looking good, Louis!"
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    Image of IBentMyWookie IBentMyWookie
    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    I'm just going to make one "gives new meaning to emptying Santa's sack" joke.

    There, that's it. Promise.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    Artie Lang looks like he's finally starting to get his shit together.
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    Image of RocketSurgeon RocketSurgeon
    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    You guys are just merciless with the photos today.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/19/08

    @RocketSurgeon: aren't they? ain't it great!
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    I hate it when Santa makes touch his "Yule Log."
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    Image of iswiftny2000 iswiftny2000
    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    Soon we'll wrap all kids in bubble wrap, store them in packing peanuts and only handle them once we sterilize ourselves with sanitizer from top to bottom.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    12/19/08

    @iswiftny2000:


    There are at least six women in Park Slope duct-taping bubble wrap around their toddlers even as I type this comment.

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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    I think i'll print out and save that picture to show my son. "Yes, son, there really is a Santa Clause. We have a restraining order."
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    Christmas hasn't been the same anyways since grandma got run over by a reindeer.
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    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    Show Mommy where Santa touched you, using that doll Santa brought you.
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    Image of riskybusiness riskybusiness
    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    'Twas Christmas eve babe,

    In the drunk tank
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    Image of Kari's Favorite Mark Kari's Favorite Mark
    12/19/08

    In reply to Molesters Ruin Kids' Letters to, Belief in, Santa Claus
    I get a kick every year out of spiking the hot chocolate. Santa falls for it every time.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    12/19/08

    @formerly it takes a lot to laugh: Thanks. He took out my chimney last year with his sleigh. He eventually passed out under the tree only to be awakened by my children screaming. I guess they were frightened at the sight of him spooning Rudolph. It was actually a very tender, albeit drunk, moment.
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