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    Healthcare Debate Descends Into Ritual Cannibalism

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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    09/03/09

    In reply to Healthcare Debate Descends Into Ritual Cannibalism
    So much for the right to bear FINGERS, asshole. Where's THAT in the Constitution?
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    09/03/09

    In reply to Healthcare Debate Descends Into Ritual Cannibalism
    And lo, Glenn Beck's "Socialists Are Cannibals" exposé is born.
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    Image of BBooms BBooms
    09/03/09

    In reply to Healthcare Debate Descends Into Ritual Cannibalism
    Everyone knows that eating someone's heart doesn't just give you strength, it turns you into a crazy nihilistic hedonistic zombie sex monster.

    Or at least that's what Alan Ball tells me.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    09/03/09

    In reply to Healthcare Debate Descends Into Ritual Cannibalism
    This is not how you play "rock, scissors, paper," kids.
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    09/03/09

    In reply to Healthcare Debate Descends Into Ritual Cannibalism
    Never bring a finger to a gun fight.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/03/09

    @kimsama: What if it's a trigger finger?
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    Image of FrankenPC FrankenPC
    09/03/09

    In reply to Healthcare Debate Descends Into Ritual Cannibalism
    I'm gonna eat your brains to gain your knowledge...
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    09/03/09

    In reply to Healthcare Debate Descends Into Ritual Cannibalism
    Biting an anti-reform protester's finger off only makes a valid point if the re-attachment surgery isn't covered by the anti-reform protester's insurance.
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    09/03/09

    @misslinda: They would pay to reattach it if it was the thumb, but a pinkie, come on. That's just inefficient. Denied!
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    09/03/09

    @sarrible: But how will he ever sip tea without a pinkie to extend? He'll be thrown out of the Teabaggers' Ball!
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    09/03/09

    @misslinda: It was a mute point, really. The bitten person was 65 so he's covered by Medicare...
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/03/09

    @Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Um... Do you mean a "moot" point?
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    09/03/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: You are right Peeps. Forgive me, I lost my right ring finger during my town hall and it's hard to type 2 o(s) together.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    09/03/09

    @Little Green Frog (Wise Latina):

    Moot point.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    09/03/09

    In reply to Healthcare Debate Descends Into Ritual Cannibalism
    Single payer's a good idea, right, but it's not THAT good of an idea. It's not, like, finger-licking/eating good. Nobody should be shot or, uhm, eaten over it.

    (This whole idea of saving the masses from themselves when a debate over national policy leads to riots and finger-biting kinda makes me want to spend all this time I spend arguing about things on a really, really high wall. This is how Republicans are born, methinks, as one's passion for debate and reason gives way to total disappointment, cynicism, and fear regarding one's fellow humans.)
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    09/03/09

    In reply to Healthcare Debate Descends Into Ritual Cannibalism
    I think the best way to defeat these crazies is to out-crazy the crazies. The man is taking the right first step.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    09/03/09

    @Paul.B.Dodd:

    Yeah, good idea, let's riot and kill each other.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    09/03/09

    @Paul.B.Dodd: You could just be on to something. It's not like reasoned debate has gotten us anywhere. Maybe it's time to try batshit crazy: "Health care reform now, or we will eat your children."
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    09/03/09

    @Hydroceph: "...we will eat your children after Obama indoctrinates them on Tuesday." Children taste so much better after indoctrination.
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    Image of Thomas Paladino Thomas Paladino
    09/03/09

    In reply to Healthcare Debate Descends Into Ritual Cannibalism
    Its really really hard to actually bite someones finger clean off. I know this because these people actually tried... on purpose:[news.bmezine.com]

    FYI - Not for squeamish or those offended by incredibly stupid people.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    09/03/09

    @Thomas Paladino: A couple amputates their ring fingers to prove their undying love. To prove undying love, there's usually something else that needs to be amputated. Metaphorically speaking.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/03/09

    @Thomas Paladino: Yeah, this story's as fake as the "obama-carve-in-face lady".
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    Image of sirjohnoldcastle sirjohnoldcastle
    09/03/09

    In reply to Healthcare Debate Descends Into Ritual Cannibalism
    When, O when will people learn to solve their problems with fire arms rather than fisticuffs? These scuffles are so unseemly methinks.
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