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    Stephen Gyllenhaal Was Always Going to Be About Jake

    Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    06/22/09

    In reply to Stephen Gyllenhaal Was Always Going to Be About Jake
    Confessional poetry isn't hard to sell because it makes people feel uncomfortable. It's hard to sell because it's about 30-40 years out of fashion.
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    06/22/09

    In reply to Stephen Gyllenhaal Was Always Going to Be About Jake
    This is all so gross.


    Per piacere, Sra Cantara, non più cantare.

    La sua cantata, l’ho sentito abbastanza.

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    Image of sparkyl sparkyl
    06/22/09

    In reply to Stephen Gyllenhaal Was Always Going to Be About Jake
    so Jake is Jesus?
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    06/22/09

    @sparkyl: I read that as inspired more by the Norse mythos, but: maybe?
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    Image of eleusiswalks eleusiswalks
    06/22/09

    In reply to Stephen Gyllenhaal Was Always Going to Be About Jake
    Anne Sexton notably had an incestuous relationship with her daughter I am just putting that out there.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    06/22/09

    @eleusiswalks: No she didn't. Her daughter spoke of Sexton drunkenly groping her one night, in bed, when Sexton was barely conscious. Which is appalling- but hardly an "incestuous relationship".
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    06/22/09

    In reply to Stephen Gyllenhaal Was Always Going to Be About Jake
    "Our friends, Joanne Woodward and Paul Newman, who I understand are very well-regarded film actors, I really wouldn't know, I utterly reject the mass media pablum that's been turning us all into zombies, tell us it's like nothing they've ever seen before."
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    06/22/09

    @Baroness: "you mean my good friends JOANNE WOODWARD and PAUL NEWMAN are/were respected actors? my word! and here i was thinking he was merely a humble purveyor of fine vinaigrettes and snack foods."
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    06/22/09

    In reply to Stephen Gyllenhaal Was Always Going to Be About Jake
    Yeah, in a world where the government can start an illegal war and your bosom pal Paul Newman denies he was ever mobbed by horny teen girls, truly insane people will never leave your hot, talented children alone.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    06/22/09

    In reply to Stephen Gyllenhaal Was Always Going to Be About Jake
    Thanks for nothing, lady. One of the few people that can make sense of the Gyllenhaal clan and she makes no sense whatsoever.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    06/22/09

    In reply to Stephen Gyllenhaal Was Always Going to Be About Jake
    This woman steeps her tampons in hot water and calls it Rose Warmth Elixir. Beware.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/22/09

    @StonedAndDethroned: is that anything like Rose's Grenadine? Cuz it seems like it would be...
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/22/09

    In reply to Stephen Gyllenhaal Was Always Going to Be About Jake
    I sure hope she didn't have to expunge "Boobie Milk in Brooklyn" from the collection. That shizz was gold!
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    She sounds like a crazy hanger-on. A bunny boiler, if you will.
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    I like how she thinks it's so terrible that instead of saving an overpriced, replacable watch, he saves the only copy of his first novel.


    Yeah, that's just... kind of endearing.


    The stabbing thing is disconcerting, though. No more Eminem for you, Mr. Gyllenhaal.

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    Image of bangers bangers
    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    based on the introductions, i was hoping for something a little more tenenbaums-esque
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    06/12/09

    @bangers: Huh. I was hoping for V.C. Andrews.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/12/09

    @valet_of_the_dolls: LOL!!!
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    06/12/09

    @valet_of_the_dolls: Flowers in the Attic, much?
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    Why can't they both be crazy?
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    06/12/09

    @depardoo: Yeah, I'm going with d) All of the above.
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    Image of cmon cmon
    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    There are other possible explanations, but borderline personality disorder would explain the publisher's behavior from start to finish.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/12/09

    @cmon: that or a severe Meth addiction.
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    Image of slainte_pants slainte_pants
    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    That top picture reminds me of a great joke-


    What's the difference between jelly and jam?


    I can't jelly my dick down your throat


    Wooo

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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/12/09

    @slainte_pants: That's a groaner, and not the good kind.
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