Captain America Arrested for Sending Dick Pics to a Teenage Girl

Like James Franco before him, another one of America's heroes has become embroiled in an unseemly underage texting scandal that began on Instagram. Say it ain't so, Captain America!
File Under 'Duh': The Avengers Is the Second Biggest Friday Opening of All Time
For weeks, I've been reminding you all that The Avengers is on the horizon — it doesn't take a box office psychic to realize a film of this magnitude will do well. And wouldn't you know, The Avengers' Friday take was $80.5 million, making it the second biggest Friday opening of all time. (Number one remains Harry…
Captain America Delivers Dave's Top 10
A lot is riding on Captain America's shoulders. Will it give us the morale boost we so desperately need to get our economy moving again? Or will subpar dialogue and bloated, confusing action sequences send us wandering out of chilly multiplexes feeling disappointed, apathetic, and confused, setting us on a collision…
Russia, Ukraine and South Korea Drop the Title Captain America
Paramount and Marvel Studios have a bit of a marketing challenge on their hands with their upcoming Captain America: The First Avenger. Namely, how do you sell a pro-U.S.A superhero movie to the many regions of the globe that can't stand us? Their solution was to play it safe, and release the film in all foreign…
"Captain America, F*ck Yeah!" Mashup is Almost Too American for its Own Good
Turns out, playing "America, Fuck Yeah!" from Team America: World Police behind the new Captain America trailer makes the world's first avenger look less like a super hero and more like a redneck.
Pro's Cons
[Activists gathered in Washington today for the annual "March for Life" rally. Grown men dressed as George Washington and Captain America are the last people who should be telling women what to do with their bodies. Image via Getty]
Just Cancel Law & Order Already
Seriously. Its best actor is leaving the show, so just be done with it. Also today: more Captain America news, two directors sign on to two dubious sounding projects, and ABC Family has the saddest TV pilots.
Sarah Palin to Become the Jessica Simpson of the North
Yes, like her hero, Palin is going on reality TV. Plus: A new Scream movie, another interesting HBO project, lots of pilot news, and we officially have our Captain America.
The Smug Reign of John Krasinski Is About to Begin
We're sorry, but it's coming. Rumor is that the shaggy Office star has the role of Captain America pretty much in the bag. It'd be "a multi-film deal," which means Jim Halpert is about to get big. This is bad.
Captain America Against the Teabaggers
Marvel Comics has kinda apologized for this panel from a recent Captain America issue, in which the Captain observes what is clearly a Tea Party protest. (Their "meant to be a generic anti-tax rally" excuse does not really ring true.)
'Captain America' One Director Closer To Reality
· Just in time for the Re-Branding of the U.S.A.™: Effects legend and The Wolf Man director Joe Johnston has been hired to direct First Avenger: Captain America. [THR] · The guys behind The Tudors are developing another Showtime series based on Camelot, the Arthurian, not Kennedian, legend. [Variety] · Still in a…
Handsy, Drunken Captain America Found Guilty Of SuperJunk-Enhancement
Continuing the proud tradition established by the Hollywood Walk of Fame's own Head-Butting Chewbacca and Picketer-Baiting Batman, Melbourne, Florida's Genital-Touching Captain America has taken a place of honor in the Fake Superhero Justice League with his recent arrest, detailed by The Smoking Gun, on counts of…
