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    Shep Smith Gets Another Late-Afternoon Car Chase

    Shep Smith Narrated a High-Speed Chase Today
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    07/06/09

    In reply to Shep Smith Gets Another Late-Afternoon Car Chase
    shep smith is awesome. and not just comparatively awesome because he's on fox.

    independently awesome. sovereignly awesome!
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/06/09

    In reply to Shep Smith Gets Another Late-Afternoon Car Chase
    I smell marketing from the Chrysler/Fiat Automobile Concern.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    07/06/09

    In reply to Shep Smith Gets Another Late-Afternoon Car Chase
    Car chases are to local (and cable) news what downtown fires were to the newspapers, circa His Girl Friday

    and into the forties.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    07/06/09

    In reply to Shep Smith Gets Another Late-Afternoon Car Chase
    I have new respect for those soccer mom vans. Still can't see around them at intersections, but who knew one can outrun the law and flip U-turns without a rollover. Impressive.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/06/09

    In reply to Shep Smith Gets Another Late-Afternoon Car Chase
    I don't watch enough Fox to know, but with phrases like "This is car-chase TV on Fox News Channel" and "same Bat-time" is it possible Shep was sending up the coverage even as he carried it out?
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    07/06/09

    In reply to Shep Smith Gets Another Late-Afternoon Car Chase
    This is not the first time Shep has said "spike strip." Though in the past the S in spike has been capitalized and there's a comma between the two words.
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    07/06/09

    @Richard Lawson: Please tell me he wasn't talking to his dog.
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    Image of Nicholas Carlson Nicholas Carlson
    07/06/09

    In reply to Shep Smith Gets Another Late-Afternoon Car Chase
    Yes, I will click this. I will watch this. Yes. MMmmm.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    07/06/09

    In reply to Shep Smith Gets Another Late-Afternoon Car Chase
    Hey, that's by my old hood!
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    06/29/09

    In reply to Shep Smith Narrated a High-Speed Chase Today
    what really fucking sucks is that this shit always happens when Jeopardy! airs, namely near the Final Jeopardy! Question.. do you know how infuriating it is to invest a full half-hour in a gripping game where all contestants have five-figures and it's down to the wire, and the local news jackass says "We have some breaking news for you --" ..


    If it's not a storm watch in far-away Palo Pinto fucking County (where it's likely nobody watches fucking JEOPARDY! but reruns of Roseanne), it's a goddamn car chase. I'll take Waste My Fucking Time for $1600, Alex.

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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/29/09

    In reply to Shep Smith Narrated a High-Speed Chase Today
    The fact that Shep cited the HOV fine made me smile.

    I wouldn't want to see 10 minutes of this, but at 3:58 it's pretty good TV. (And I automatically change the channel when I come to a car chase -- a real problem when it's on all the fraking news stations at once.)
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    06/29/09

    In reply to Shep Smith Narrated a High-Speed Chase Today
    Can you believe the nerve of that man? Taking the HOV lane when he's the only driver in the car. Well, I hope you enjoy a nice $280 fine, mister!
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    Image of finwar finwar
    06/29/09

    @Colonel Mustard: The obsession with the HOV lane caught my attention too!
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    06/29/09

    @finwar: what's this? he didn't signal! +$55.. ch-ching! .. and again! ch-ching! Rack it up, guy, the city of Dallas will have a new fountain before you're done! Yow!
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    06/29/09

    @lobstr: I certainly hope he had his license and registration with him, or that's another $50 he can kiss goodbye. They might give him a fix-it ticket for the busted taillight, though.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/29/09

    In reply to Shep Smith Narrated a High-Speed Chase Today
    [paraphrasing] "He is believed to have controlled substances. That's police-speak for illegal drugs."
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    06/29/09

    In reply to Shep Smith Narrated a High-Speed Chase Today
    "And one for the trunk," Shep?
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    Image of jackvinyl jackvinyl
    06/29/09

    @Richard Lawson: I'd like to hear Shepard Smith reading Richard Lawson.


    Whoa. Is that the new venture?
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    06/29/09

    @Richard Lawson: He wants four of them!
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    06/29/09

    @jackvinyl: Wouldn't that be great? Imaging Shepard Smith reading:


    And then Garbanzo slowly removed her bra and approached Strega Nova like mongoose stalking a cobra. The fangs were out, and the heat was palpable. And shoes!

     Reply
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