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    Jeremy Piven's Will Repeat His Mercury Poisoning Story Until You Think It's True

    More People Debunking Jeremy Piven's Poison Sushi Excuse

    Meet Mercury-Poisoned Jeremy Piven's Fishy Celebrity Doctor
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    09/02/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven's Will Repeat His Mercury Poisoning Story Until You Think It's True
    I'll believe it when I can stick him in my mouth and he can tell my temperature.

    ANd I am ashamed that I liked the idea...
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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    09/02/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven's Will Repeat His Mercury Poisoning Story Until You Think It's True
    This motherfucker gives a shout out to Qwest motherfucking Diagnostics, who fucks me over EVERY time my no-insurance ass has to go to the doctor and get blood work?!?!? Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!
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    09/02/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven's Will Repeat His Mercury Poisoning Story Until You Think It's True
    See, when Hemingway did this, it was with class. He wanted out of his contract with a minor publisher, Horace Liverwright, which required another book. So he wrote a silly send-off of Sherwood Anderson, star author of HL. That's how you do it. And HL duly refused the manuscript and Papa was free to sign with Scribner's for lots more bread. In later years, he acknowledged it was ungentlemanly, but he suffered from mercury poisoning from catching all those marlin.

    Note: My favorite Hemingway novel of all time now is "The Torrents of Spring," the above-cited satire of "Wineburg, Ohio." Go figger.
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    09/02/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven's Will Repeat His Mercury Poisoning Story Until You Think It's True
    The 'hair loss' symptom is obvious by the presense of that small mammal on his head.
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    09/02/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven's Will Repeat His Mercury Poisoning Story Until You Think It's True
    Your comments about Piven's condition show a continual lack of knowledge about the presence of mercury in fish. As one who has had very similiar conditions to Jeremy was tested with high amounts of mercury, ignorance is bliss. I quess it just feels better to be crticical and judgemental. What goes around, comes around is my experience. When I was full of vitality, I was contemptuous of weak people, too. Now, I have been forced to be compassionate about conditions I know nothing about. I'd trade compassion for judgementalism anyday but it is a hard way to learn.
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    Image of Scooter34 Scooter34
    09/02/09

    @edwina3: Your comment about Piven's condition shows that you don't know what you are talking about, since Piven was photographed maintaining a nightlife that would give Lindsey Lohan pause while allegedly being too sick to work.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    09/02/09

    @edwina3:

    So you're too hungover to do eight shows a week as well?

    Bloviating in defense of Piven suggests you're on his payroll, which would be sad, or that you are the man himself, which would be sadder.
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    09/02/09

    @edwina3: Your comments about Piven's condition show a lack of knowledge about spell check
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    09/02/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven's Will Repeat His Mercury Poisoning Story Until You Think It's True
    "No, she has Lyme disease in addition to Epstein-Barr syndrome. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease."
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    09/02/09

    @homoviper: Poisoned Bloody Mary?
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    Edited by blix at 09/02/09 11:13 AM blix was starred blix was unstarred
    Image of silkyjumbo silkyjumbo
    12/20/08

    In reply to More People Debunking Jeremy Piven's Poison Sushi Excuse
    where's cusack? cusack, man, come get your boy.
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    12/21/08

    @silkyjumbo: Right? I know for a fact that for the longest time Cusack had a rider saying his BFF Piven was in everything he was in. Now Cusack is known as not an easy guy, but that loyalty makes me kind of love him.
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    12/19/08

    In reply to Meet Mercury-Poisoned Jeremy Piven's Fishy Celebrity Doctor
    I don't care about a skijumping superstar. My worry is what happens when that skeevy Dr. Neel tries to meet my passion with his.


    Seriously fucking gross.

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    12/19/08

    In reply to More People Debunking Jeremy Piven's Poison Sushi Excuse
    Guys, guys. Pay attention: Mercury = Cocaine. It's easy.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    12/19/08

    In reply to More People Debunking Jeremy Piven's Poison Sushi Excuse
    Since we are no longer allowed to use the term "douchebag" -- which seems so apt in this situation -- I'll revert to my old standby. What a fucking tool.
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    12/19/08

    @Trixie from Toronto: Whoah, whoah, wait a minute. When did we decide that "douchebag" was off limits? That can't be true. That kills like half my repertoire.
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    12/19/08

    @Trixie from Toronto: Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy your use of "tool" however.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    12/20/08

    @bjonston: @dolemite1975: There was a post last night calling for the retirement of the word "douchebag." It prompted another great rant from Spiegs. Go check it out.
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    12/19/08

    In reply to More People Debunking Jeremy Piven's Poison Sushi Excuse
    This happened to me once, but I'd made the mistake of ordering the thermomakase.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    12/19/08

    In reply to More People Debunking Jeremy Piven's Poison Sushi Excuse
    On the video, Piven is a man playing out the string. He signs autographs the way an undertaker signs death certificates.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/19/08

    In reply to More People Debunking Jeremy Piven's Poison Sushi Excuse
    Yeah, who doesn't want to work with the guy that says, "I only don't want to suck when someone important is in the audience"?
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    12/19/08

    In reply to More People Debunking Jeremy Piven's Poison Sushi Excuse
    Official unofficial Piven comment- Speed the plow, not really what I thought it was going to be about.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    12/19/08

    In reply to More People Debunking Jeremy Piven's Poison Sushi Excuse
    Let's face it, though, his behavior has long been mercurial.
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    Image of PseudoNymph PseudoNymph
    12/19/08

    @Sarcastro: And heavily leaden.
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    12/19/08

    @PseudoNymph: Very nice.
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