Remember When De Bat Flew In Carly Simon's Face?
“De Bat (Fly In Me Face)” is a song from Carly Simon’s 1978 album, Boys In the Trees. In the version above, Carly’s performance is preceded by a “true story” about how she was once assaulted by a bat.
This Video Proves You Look Like a Moron When Posing for Pictures
Club Organizers for the C U Next Tuesday Club in Dublin, Ireland had a great, though unoriginal idea. They asked club-goers to pose for a photo, but instead of capturing a single shot, the photographer took video of the young people strategically posing. The embarrassing footage was then pieced together into a montage…
Snoop Dogg Just Made a Fantastic House Mixtape for You, for Free
Sometime in the last couple weeks or so, someone apparently gave Snoop Dogg the password to his SoundCloud account, and the universe is better for it. There are outtakes from his studio (filed under "UNCUT DOGG" and "INSTRAMENTAL FROM DOGG") and odds and ends from his record collection ("FOR PRODUCER TO MAKE BEAT").…
Weir's Conditions for Appearing in Vanity Fair: Must Be in Body Paint, Must be Gaga-esque
Weir explains his creative process. Jessica Simpson cries on Oprah's couch. John Mayer can't get a date. Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson grope each other in public. Johnny Depp fears mirrors. Tuesday gossip is the window to celebrity souls.
Carly Simon's Big Reveal
The "You're So Vain" guessing has finally ended, much to the chagrin of narcissistic old musician dudes like James Taylor who thought it was about them. And it's... David Geffen?! WTF? (Update: Maybe not!) [The Sun] [Pic: Getty]
The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
Lindsay and Dina Lohan are pissed. Stephen Marbury: pussy. Nic Cage: broke. Carly Simon wants to know where the Doritos are. Jon Gosselin has "mantrums." Happy Hangover Day. I can't feel my face. Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup:
Heidi Gives Birth; Penelope Keeps Gossips Guessing
• Heidi Klum and Seal have a new addition to the family: Lou Sulola, who was born on Friday night and joins siblings Johan, Henry, and Leni. [People]
• Tyra Banks ought to be in a good mood today. Not only has she dropped four dress sizes recently, she's been named the "top-earning primetime TV star" by Forbes…
Happy Birthday
Chef, restaurateur, author, and cable fixture Anthony Bourdain turns 53 today. Judge (soon-to-be Justice) Sonia Sotomayor is turning 55. Burlap bag promoter and social fixture Lauren Bush is 25. Director Sidney Lumet (Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon) turns 85. Carly Simon is turning 64. Publicist Desiree Gruber is 42.…
Chuck Prince Is Still Looking for a Buyer
Britney Throws iPhone In Pool For The Best Reasons In The World
Gossip Roundup: Shut Up, Your Mom Loves Carly Simon Too
• Butterscotch Stallion shuns 2-dimensional image of Kate Hudson. Still probably sleeping with real Kate Hudson. [US Weekly]
• Jenny McCarthy still exists? [Cindy Adams]
• Tom Cruise wins award for being kind of an asshole. In other news, Tom Cruise finally gets something the old fashioned way, by earning it. [Salon]
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