Why is it that Teabaggers and whackjobs who greet the President with assault rifles get a pat on the head and intense, friendly mainstream media coverage, while college kids protesting IMF and warn of Wall Street speculation destroying the global economy a couple years before the Financial Apocalypse hit get Tasers and tear gas?
Is it the pleated pants? The pastels? The tucked-in shirts? The spectacle of jiggling folds of male gut-fat? #taser
Why not just skip all this foreplay and just start installing computer chips in people's brains that shock them when they do something unsavory. #taser
@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Yeah, I was thinking there is something inherently racist or fascist or, uhh, something that just makes my skin crawl about this Taser shit. Maybe it's the perverse pleasure cops and reporters seem to get when they do one of these stories. Whenever you see a "reporter" getting tased (tazed? tasered? whatever) you can just see a sparkle in the eyes of the cop or cop-type who is administering it. #taser
@sarrible: Have you watched the show based on that site? It's a hair-gelled Harvey Levin Fellatio Festival for the Hollywood parasites who work in that office. Makes shows like Inside Edition look classy.
A couple of these guys looked like the waiter in the "Japanese" restaurant I lunched at on Friday. My friend asked if they had a teppan grill and he didn't know what it was or what she was asking. I explained it to him and he still didn't seem to know what it was.
But the real reason I only left him a 10% tip was that he kept leaning over the partition by our table to ask how things were...four or five times.
Seeing him pictured at this party makes sense to me. I knew he couldn't be a real waiter.
Do your photographers not prompt for names? I mean, thanks for not labeling me "Unknown," I guess, but my suit, at least, should have required an Atherton Bartelby mention.
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Is it the pleated pants? The pastels? The tucked-in shirts? The spectacle of jiggling folds of male gut-fat? #taser
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The older form of crowd control... Ain't it grand? #taser
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SNFF post coming shortly, everyone. I came down with a case of the Finkes. #taser
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Alternatively: Worldwide Schwantz.
And I say this as a longtime fan of Dave.
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But the real reason I only left him a 10% tip was that he kept leaning over the partition by our table to ask how things were...four or five times.
Seeing him pictured at this party makes sense to me. I knew he couldn't be a real waiter.
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