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    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean —
    I'm sure she didn't see that in the Bible because I bet she's barely even read it. She relies on pop culture and the Conservative movement to tell her what she should believe in. #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean —
    The laying on of hands also is important in Christian practive. #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Attempts to Storm Off Larry King, Is Foiled by the Siren Call of Rolling Cameras
    It's okay for a good Christian girl to have implants -- they're filled with holy water. #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean —
    She is living proof that there is no God, because if there were, she totally would have been smote by now. #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean —
    There is a story, perhaps apocryphal, about Toscanini and a particularly buxom singer. During rehearsal, she made mistake after mistake, despite Toscanini's best efforts. Finally, in exasperation, the maestro left his podium, stormed over to the startled soprano, grabbed her billowing boobs, and exclaimed, "If only these were brains!" #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Attempts to Storm Off Larry King, Is Foiled by the Siren Call of Rolling Cameras
    In all fairness, Larry King was stroking it when he was asking her about how she "mediates" #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
    I totally called the Carrie Prejean thing. She tried to lie about the topless pics to say they were underage too and was found out. #robertpattinson
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean —
    "And the lord sayeth to Saul, at the time of his penance: 'Behold, for art thou coveting thine neighbors awesome boobage?' And Saul said unto thee, 'I take thee boobs and drink from them, for they are the p0wer and the glory.' And the Lord said unto Saul, 'but those titties are false, and thus you bear false prophet and bring shame unto the house of God.' And Saul said, 'Son of a bitch. From henceforth, no woman of Samaria will bear false titties before God."Leviticus 26:136 #carrieprejean
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Attempts to Storm Off Larry King, Is Foiled by the Siren Call of Rolling Cameras
    Now, close your eyes . . . imagine that it's 2013. Instead of Carrie and Larry, it's President Sarah Palin admonishing a White House correspondent for asking "inappropriate questions" as to why we need to send 40,000 more troops to Iran. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Attempts to Storm Off Larry King, Is Foiled by the Siren Call of Rolling Cameras
    She was freaked by the red suspenders. #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean —
    I have a special plan for my special child, Carrie Prejean:

    She shall lead an army of disproportionately top-heavy sexxxy blondes (no fatties, no uggos) through the valley of the shadow of death, where she will fear no evil (but she will fear sandwiches) for I shall be with her, peeking down her shirt. Many, many rods and staffs shall comfort her. Sometimes they will be made of plastic and they will buzz in a most pleasurable manner. I shall prepare a table in the presence of her enemies. And she shall discreetly rush to the toilet and purge herself and knock back a couple diet pills because fat women do not make persuasive homophobes. The gays shall anoint her head with much product, for which the gays shall be spurned and mocked. And oh, will her sexxxy cups runneth over. Surely sex tapes and plastic surgery shall follow her all the days of her life. And she will dwell in the house of Me for as long as she is young and fuck-worthy. #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean —
    "If anyone defiles the temple of God, God will destroy him. For the temple of God is holy, which temple you are." (1 Corinthians 3:17)

    Gotcha, bitch! #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: My husband would argue that getting a boob job is glorifying God's work... but then again, he is boob man that MrMomof3wildkids. #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    @momof3wildkids: I'm not even religeous, but a quick google search turns up a nice rebuttal to that:

    Corinthians 6:13 Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.

    Also:

    Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.

    Now, I'm not against boob jobs. But if you're going to quote the damn book of stupid rules, at least follow all of them, not just the ones you like. #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    @momof3wildkids: Every time an implant is inserted into a woman's chest cavity, an angel gets his wings. #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean —
    The math works thusly:
    1/2 a wit
    + 2 fake tits
    = This sorry exhibit
    will go to shit. #carrieprejean
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean —
    I believe that breasts are addressed in the New Testament's Book of Titticus. #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    @morninggloria: Nope, it is Hooterotomy. #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    @momof3wildkids: Boob Job? #carrieprejean
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/12/09

    @momof3wildkids: A Reading From The Letter Of Paul To The Sweater Puppies... #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    @morninggloria: Numbers 38:D.

    (I’m also trying to work in the word Vulgate, just ‘cos that sounds naughty.) #carrieprejean
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    11/12/09

    @morninggloria: Nonsense, infidel; everyone knows it appears in Genetits. #carrieprejean
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    11/12/09

    @NorthernLite: Dear *everyone* who uses this measurement when referring to actresses, models, or ridiculous public figures of the female gender:

    The *number* is the circumference of the ribcage below the breasts (or that measurement rounded up to the nearest band-size number); the letter is the cup size. A 38D would be an average-sized woman (or a "larger" woman for those of you in the "no fatties" demographic).

    Prejean is more likely in the 32 or even 30 range. #carrieprejean
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    Image of DTurkin DTurkin
    11/12/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean —
    You know what, I don't see any problem with implants either, you want to be a beauty queen then you have to invest in your assets, as long as it within the rules (which I forget, was it?).

    What this has to do with being a gay-hating, right-wing Palin wannabe is what baffles me. #carrieprejean
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