My fiancé got banned from Magnolia Bakery. He's not Alec Baldwin. He just yelled at the cupcake bouncer that he had never seen such a fucking mess before in his life, and was told never to come back. We have no intention of doing so.
#10: Expensive sports cars with handicapped placards. It was a funny joke in "LA Story" but in real life if you can eel yourself behind the wheel of that Boxster, you ain't that handicapped.
Sometimes Crime And Punishment is the only thing that's as long as the commute. As for "cool beans," even saying it ironically—perhaps even moreso then—is a pissable offense.
Serious question: what's wrong with Murray Hill? Stayed there last time I was NYC and it seemed perfectly pleasant, sort of quiet yet still centrally located... Do I have to pretend I lodged elsewhere next time somebody asks?
@ejcsanfran: Where to start, where to start. Murray Hill is overrun with parentally funded 20-somethings. They go to bars such as the Joshua Tree and get really excited when Brown Eyed Girl comes on the juke box. They've never been anywhere, nor done anything, even remotely interesting, yet for some reason they just can't get off of their Blackberries. I could go on, but I think you get the picture.
I'd like to humbly suggest that if a single person does three or more of the things on this list, the dog can bump it up a notch and shit on him/her/them.
I think now that everything was basically patched up/resolved in the first movie (five hours later), they should just make a movie where Carrie runs errands, picks up her laundry, etc. There could be a 25 minute scene where she just makes eggs. Then in the last scene, Big dumps her for Samantha.
@Steverino Begins: Snuggle-chops, Carrie has not, does not, shall not ever boil an egg, as even venturing in the direction of the kitchen is below her station in life. (Note how in six seasons, we have not once snuck a peek of the kitchen in her single-gal apartment.)
Furthermore, Big and Samantha are both outward cynics who affect black holes for hearts but are secret softies in desperate need of innocents to rub up against. No way are they drawn to each other--more like, they reject each other, like two negatively charged electrons.
Yes, I teach a "SATC" grad course at Columbia. Do not mock.
@snugbug: Wow, seriously? I want to audit that class. I've been sitting on a dissertation idea for a while that I think I would title: "Short, But Not Sweet: How Carrie Bradshaw's Annoyance Level In Any Given Episode Is Directly Tied to The Length of Her Hair"
@snugbug: Actually we do see her kitchen, in the ep where she arrives home to find Aidan cooking for her and they screw on the floor. But it's true that she does not do the cooking herself. Ever.
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What?? We TOTALLY saw her kitchen: that scene where she and the girls had Chinese Food; that scene when Alexander Petrovsky (sp) killed the mouse with the big frying pan after making dinner...
And, no, I don't have a life.
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Let's add people who make out in public in confined spaces, like the train or the bus. Hey, I didn't sign up for this threesome.
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Didn't any of you remember Baz Lurhman when he said "Live in New York once, but leave before it makes you hard..."
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Also, maybe if Baz Luhrman had been hard, he wouldn't have made "Australia".
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- Subway Riders with Fancy Books
Let's just cut the explanatory defense and encourage dogs to piss on hipsters.
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Furthermore, Big and Samantha are both outward cynics who affect black holes for hearts but are secret softies in desperate need of innocents to rub up against. No way are they drawn to each other--more like, they reject each other, like two negatively charged electrons.
Yes, I teach a "SATC" grad course at Columbia. Do not mock.
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I got a better idea: Samantha and Carrie recreate the scene from Two Girls One Cup for Mr. Big to recharge Carrie and Big's sex life.
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What?? We TOTALLY saw her kitchen: that scene where she and the girls had Chinese Food; that scene when Alexander Petrovsky (sp) killed the mouse with the big frying pan after making dinner...
And, no, I don't have a life.
Thank you. That is all.