Ahem, I need to see these videos in order to examine them for the Christian Far Right Committee and determine if Prejean should lose her status as Miss Virginity.
To heck with Prejean's Whoring4Christ, I'm piqued by Brian Boylan's bold assertion of being Gawker's resident LadyParts expert.
Knowing Denton's quant impulses, what cunning algorithms crowned Brian with this great honor? Crowdsourcing? Regression analysis of Jezabel's tag-cloud? Tracking Brian's versus other Gawk-editors blindfolded IDing performance on a statistically significant number of guests showing up at the Gawker meet-up half-dressed?
Taste tests?!
Such claims are easy to throw about, Boylan: let's see the documented evidence!
@Mo MoDo: Lulz. In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king? Maybe during high school he saw a cheerleader's labia stick out during a high kick? That's pretty close.
Her church thinks that masturbation is a homosexual act - so she's seriously sinning, which for me makes it much, much hotter!
And, god, please tell me she touches her asshole at some point, because that would have to be the most taboo thing possible for her other than real live muff diving and I think that would send me right over the edge.
@drunkexpatwriter: I heard this anecdote about two ultra-orthodox Jews playing ping-pong and every time this one blew a shot he yelled "Jesus Christ!" Can we get something like that on Prejean?
I don't see how we're ever going to resolve this controversy. There's just nothing to compare.
The girl in those videos/pictures seems to be really having a great time. I don't think I've ever seen any other examples of Miss Prejean looking like she's having a great time.
"I believe that our, uh, masturbation like such as, uh, vagina and, uh, the clitoris, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our masturbation over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help vaginas and should help the clitorises, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."
In an interview with the Christian Science Monitor defending her plethora of solo sex tapes, Prejean said she was only following the advice of Genesis 1:28: "Be fruitful and masturbate."
re: heather locklear. OH BOO HOO HOO. Those no-names on that show should be groveling at Locklear's feet for merely showing up and keeping them employed. And I say this as a complete fan of the new series.
I have heard from a couple on-set sources that Kellan Lutz is a major douche. Shocking, I know!
As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, I would act like a prima donna too. Shut it bitches, she is there to save your asses!
@secretagentman: I heard on her first day on set she made the entire cast and crew watch as she bit off Ashleeeeeeee Simpson's big toe and then spit it right into her twitty, lip-synching mouth.
Think of the marketing potential Carrie. You could start your own line of Christian pornography. Except of course you can't promote it as porn. Instead, sell it as "marital aids" for traditional married couples looking to glorify the Lord by stimulating their healthy heterosexual sex lives. Voila, problem solved.
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Knowing Denton's quant impulses, what cunning algorithms crowned Brian with this great honor? Crowdsourcing? Regression analysis of Jezabel's tag-cloud? Tracking Brian's versus other Gawk-editors blindfolded IDing performance on a statistically significant number of guests showing up at the Gawker meet-up half-dressed?
Taste tests?!
Such claims are easy to throw about, Boylan: let's see the documented evidence!
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Simon: Yeah, I’ve seen some bras.
Jack: I bet you have.
#tips
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I hope she screams "Oh god!" or "Jesus" or something when she cums.
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Her church thinks that masturbation is a homosexual act - so she's seriously sinning, which for me makes it much, much hotter!
And, god, please tell me she touches her asshole at some point, because that would have to be the most taboo thing possible for her other than real live muff diving and I think that would send me right over the edge.
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If you are a boy who likes girls I think it would be hard not to be excited when seeing those stills!
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Yes!
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Me too!
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The girl in those videos/pictures seems to be really having a great time. I don't think I've ever seen any other examples of Miss Prejean looking like she's having a great time.
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As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, I would act like a prima donna too. Shut it bitches, she is there to save your asses!
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