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    11/19/09

    In reply to Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)
    Ahem, I need to see these videos in order to examine them for the Christian Far Right Committee and determine if Prejean should lose her status as Miss Virginity.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/19/09

    In reply to Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)
    C'mon guys, all she's doing is stirring the soup by way of auditioning for Top Chef.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)
    To heck with Prejean's Whoring4Christ, I'm piqued by Brian Boylan's bold assertion of being Gawker's resident LadyParts expert.

    Knowing Denton's quant impulses, what cunning algorithms crowned Brian with this great honor? Crowdsourcing? Regression analysis of Jezabel's tag-cloud? Tracking Brian's versus other Gawk-editors blindfolded IDing performance on a statistically significant number of guests showing up at the Gawker meet-up half-dressed?
    Taste tests?!

    Such claims are easy to throw about, Boylan: let's see the documented evidence!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/19/09

    @Trai_Dep: Brian was being facetious. I continue to maintain that he ain't never seen no paaaaart of the pussy (thank you, Darius James).
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: Yet he is the go-to writer for vadge-flashing posts. Kind of like making Don Knotts the head of your SWAT team.
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    11/19/09

    @Mo MoDo: Lulz. In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king? Maybe during high school he saw a cheerleader's labia stick out during a high kick? That's pretty close.
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    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: I've seen one or two in my day, thank you very much.
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    11/19/09

    @Brian Moylan: From 30 Rock:
    Simon: Yeah, I’ve seen some bras.
    Jack: I bet you have.

    #tips
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    Edited by Mo MoDo at 11/19/09 3:05 PM Mo MoDo was starred Mo MoDo was unstarred
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    11/19/09

    @Mo MoDo: No, I meant one or two literally. It's a very small number.
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    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: I think it is inappropriate for you to be talking about Brian's one-eyed king. Very.
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    11/19/09

    @mommy_dearest: Oh, I do so love you!
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)
    I think it might be her. Those are 34B pre-op boobs, now Carrie Precum is about a 34C.
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    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: It looks a lot like her to me, I have to say. But, also, who cares. It's just fun to see a hot girl tripping the clit fantastic!
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)
    You know I've never been that interested in anything about her before, but damn those pictures are hot. I would totally buy that tape.

    I hope she screams "Oh god!" or "Jesus" or something when she cums.
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    11/19/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: "Jesus Christ and all His disciples, but not the faggots!"
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    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish:

    Her church thinks that masturbation is a homosexual act - so she's seriously sinning, which for me makes it much, much hotter!

    And, god, please tell me she touches her asshole at some point, because that would have to be the most taboo thing possible for her other than real live muff diving and I think that would send me right over the edge.
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    11/19/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Excitable Boy!
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    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish: "Victory for the forces of democratic freedom!"
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/19/09

    @BookishLookish:

    If you are a boy who likes girls I think it would be hard not to be excited when seeing those stills!
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    11/19/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: I've heard tell.
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    11/19/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: I really like the one with her mouth closed.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/19/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: I heard this anecdote about two ultra-orthodox Jews playing ping-pong and every time this one blew a shot he yelled "Jesus Christ!" Can we get something like that on Prejean?
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/19/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Something akin to The Exorcist? "Fuck me, Jesus" could work well here.
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    11/20/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith:

    Yes!
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    11/20/09

    @atlasspanked:

    Me too!
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)
    Hey Nineteen!
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    Image of Lonely_boy_Chi Lonely_boy_Chi
    11/19/09

    In reply to Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)
    Don't ask me how i know it's not her, but it's not her. I've seen these vids online berfore. Alone. and lonely
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    11/19/09

    @Lonely_boy_Chi: I was wondering when someone would cop to seeing these before.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)
    I don't see how we're ever going to resolve this controversy. There's just nothing to compare.

    The girl in those videos/pictures seems to be really having a great time. I don't think I've ever seen any other examples of Miss Prejean looking like she's having a great time.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/19/09

    In reply to Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)
    "I believe that our, uh, masturbation like such as, uh, vagina and, uh, the clitoris, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our masturbation over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help vaginas and should help the clitorises, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/19/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: This is greatness, even though the original was Miss South Carolina. (Tomato, tomahto.)
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/19/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Thanks. And, yes, I know. In my head, Caitlin was doing a voice over (on a loop) for the sex tape.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)
    Another piece of epikhairekakia baklava you say? I don't see how that would hurt at all.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)
    In an interview with the Christian Science Monitor defending her plethora of solo sex tapes, Prejean said she was only following the advice of Genesis 1:28: "Be fruitful and masturbate."
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)
    Wait, wait- I can't tell. Does the masturbating girl say anything stupid on camera? Because then I'll go ahead and say it's a match.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    One of the lead characters in Bijou's movie is named Mackenzie as well.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    re: heather locklear. OH BOO HOO HOO. Those no-names on that show should be groveling at Locklear's feet for merely showing up and keeping them employed. And I say this as a complete fan of the new series.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    I have heard from a couple on-set sources that Kellan Lutz is a major douche. Shocking, I know!
    As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, I would act like a prima donna too. Shut it bitches, she is there to save your asses!
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    11/18/09

    @secretagentman: I heard on her first day on set she made the entire cast and crew watch as she bit off Ashleeeeeeee Simpson's big toe and then spit it right into her twitty, lip-synching mouth.
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