Newspapers Are Censoring Their Photos of Charlie Hebdo Mohammad Cartoons

At least three English-language outlets—the New York Daily News, the London-based Daily Telegraph, and the Associated Press—are either pixelating or completely deleting photos of Charlie Hebdo cartoons depicting Mohammad. Members of the satirical magazine’s Paris staff were gunned down this morning by masked…
South Park Has Some Fun with the Schwarzenegger Scandal
Just two days after the news broke that Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a love child with a household employee, South Park premiered a new episode tonight and managed to work the scandal into the opening with this quick take on all the drama.
Roger Ebert Wins New Yorker's Caption Contest
Congratulations to Roger Ebert on being this week's New Yorker cartoon caption contest winner. Truthfully, his winning entry isn't quite as funny as some of his previous efforts, which the magazine's website posted today. Everyone else: Keep trying. [New Yorker]
Brian Turns Right at Rush Limbaugh's House on Family Guy
Complete with a showstopping musical number, tonight's Family Guy certainly delivered. Special guests include crowd favorites like Bush Jr., Cheney, Pelosi and the Globetrotters. This clip not only features tonight's stars, but relays the episode's message hilariously in 59 seconds.
Video about Technology's Early Adopters is Poignant, Timely
This one is for every person completely content with the way they get things done now. The ones who, curiously, hold onto their old gadgets with zeal. The good folks at CollegeHumor argue that history is not on your side.
Bill Maher, Arianna Huffington and Dana Gould Trash Brian's Book on Family Guy
In this live-action cringe-fest, beloved canine Brian makes an appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher to promote his atrocious book. Unfortunately, Brian gets excused from the set, but not before he relieves his bladder right at the table.
South Park Gets "Poor and Stupid," Heads to NASCAR
You've already seen the preview clip of South Park's NASCAR-filled season premiere. Now, find out everything that happened during the episode where Cartman made it his mission to become "poor and stupid" enough to race with the best of 'em.
The Simpsons Do Ke$ha
What the more recent seasons of The Simpsons have lacked in terms of comedic creativity, they've made up for with wacky intros. Case in point: last night's opening, in which the entire Springfield gang performed Ke$ha's "TiK ToK." Video inside.
Ugly Americans: What's Blood Got to Do With It?
Kristen Wiig guest-starred in a Twilight tale of vampires, love, and bureaucracy. Lt. Grimes' daughter fell for a bloodsucker, but neither father nor state would stand for inter-species romance—at least not until the couple completed the requisite seminars.
South Park Explains Everything That Is Annoying About Facebook
Tonight, South Park made comment on Facebook and its obsessives by brilliantly taking every ridiculous thing about what the social network has become and explaining it with hilariously awkward (and eerily accurate) "IRL" interactions. Inside, the best—and funniest—moments.
Ugly Americans Zombifies New Jersey
Tonight's episode of Ugly Americans re-imagined a post-demonic apocalypse New Jersey, zombie race-hate and all. With storylines like this, we can see why this show is gaining fans at an exponential rate each week.
South Park Inadvertently Jumps On Kids-Doing-Scarface Meme Wagon
If you've been on the Internet this week, you probably saw the (later revealed to be staged) video of some elementary school kids reenacting the climactic scene from Scarface. Tonight—coincidentally—South Park did it (and better). Video inside.
Ugly Americans: If Loving a Demon is Wrong...
Comedy Central's new show, Ugly Americans, explores what life in New York City would be like if zombies, demons and various other manner of ghouls were real. Turns out, life would be about the same as it is now.
South Park Takes On Tiger Woods, Turns Elin's Attack Into a Video Game
South Park premiered its 14th season tonight and opened with a graphic reenactment of the confrontation between Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin, last Thanksgiving that started it all. Oh, yeah: turns out the reenactment was a video game!
"Springfield of Tomorrow" is Revealed on The Simpsons
Tonight, The Simpsons opened with a tongue-in-cheek look at the "Springfield of Tomorrow," seen through the eyes of a '60s era educational film. Gone are buses and subway rides, and in are plutonium-powered cars—with robot claws! Video inside.
Somebody Buy This Stupid Cartoon Already
Danish cartoonist Kurt Westergaard is trying to sell his very popular cartoon of the Prophet Muhammad with a bomb as a turban, which helped to ignite all that hysteria among fundamentalist Muslims a couple years back. They're still trying to kill Westergaard, and he's getting pretty tired of it. Now he's trying to…
