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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Gisèle Bundchen looks like my cat. Casey Johnson looks like microwaved Tara Reid. I need to lie down.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Why does Casey already have a bad Brazilian face lift? She looks like her mouth doesn't close.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Re picture:

    I'm just glad that I can now ask Casey Johnson's vagina what time it is.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    When did Bridget Moynahan become the offspring of Eliza Dushku and Allison Janney?
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/10/09

    @DahlELama: I was going for Alyssa Milano + Karen Allen, but yours is better, dammit.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    I'm just imagining Lindsay Lohan with some kind of stamp, or a bunch of glittery stickers or something. "You there, urchin!" STICK! "Saved! One down, one billion to go."
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/10/09

    @braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Imagine her trying to spread the good word of leather leggings to those poor children? "You there! Baby powder up! Time for you to learn the ins and outs of lower east side night clubs!"
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/10/09

    @fatmonalisa: That'd take too long. How can she save forty children in a day at that right? It's got to be: "Gold lame leggings, here, go! Saved! You there, take this handle of Grey Goose vodka! Saved! Starving children, enjoy this complimentary vegetarian curry and DVD copies of I Know Who Killed Me! Motherfucking SAVED, bitches!"
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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    My rather uncharitable comment about Tila is that I always wonder where she has been. Or perhaps where hasn't she been? Ick.
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    12/10/09

    @MsMuffinMcGuffin: Tila has been debasing herself in every manner imaginable. That's where she's been.

    I can't think of a dirtier ho. But she always makes me sad because I am 100% sure that she was sexually abused as a child.
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    12/10/09

    @MsMuffinMcGuffin: The one word that comes to mind when I see her is "festering."
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Tila's doing it right. One week she comes out as a lesbian. The next week she's engaged to her ex's ex--who is dangerously obsessed with another woman. That is dyke drama at its best. This is messier than a season of the L-Word. Next that 17-carat ring is going to cut a bitch.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    $238,000 a year to "protect" Liza? From exactly what does she need protecting?
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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    The blonde in the picture with Tila is Barbara Walters, and you will not convince me otherwise.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    Come back when you sparkle or can turn into an eagle or some shit. - Most excellent turn of phrase.
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    I was run down by a cab on my way to Buddakhan. I blame myself.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    "laughing at Courtney Love's batshit claim that Britney Spears was molested as a young girl, and the British tabloid who's paying an unnamed female Spears family member to argue that she did. "

    Did what? I'm so confused.
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    Image of TargetLady TargetLady
    12/06/09

    @bowleserised: Got molested? The sentence construction is confusing, but kind of British-sounding. Like, "I haven't ever snorted Pixy Stix from the floor of a drained jacuzzi, but I have it on good authority that Courtney Love has done."
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    bowleserised promoted this comment Edited by TargetLady at 12/06/09 11:10 PM TargetLady was starred TargetLady was unstarred
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    12/07/09

    @TargetLady: I'm British ;) But it sounds like it's the unnamed female Spears family member who did something, rather than Britney who had something done to her.
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    12/08/09

    @bowleserised: Oh! Sorry, it was meant with love for all things British. A semester in Norfolk gave me a whole new appreciation for the finer points of our common language. : )

    Yes, I think you're right, and remain confused.
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    12/09/09

    @TargetLady: I'm even from Norfolk! Glad you loved it :)
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    In 2003, shortly after Versace's murder, some pals and I were in South Beach walking south when we happened upon a mansion with a spotlight on it and maybe 15-20 people standing around staring at it. I didn't know right away this was Versace's old house, but suddenly this horrid white guy with a tilted baseball cap starts to loudly explain to his friend "Yea yea this is where that fashion faggot got gunned down!" and he proceeded to re-enact the shooting as if he were Cool Moe D cast in some thug ghetto shoot'em-up -- he crouched behind a pillar and jumped out and pretended to point a gun, er, sorry, gat, sideways at Versace, and yelled "Blam, blam, die, faggot!"

    Some notes:
    1. Chad Wiggerton likely did not realize the shooter was Versace's ex-lover, and likely did not use the word "faggot"

    2. The shooter probably did not hold his weapon sideways.

    Nonetheless, his editorializing of the event was hilariously grand, and all of the onlookers made sure his role in the douchebaggery world was maintained.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/06/09

    @lobstr: Uh, that's not awful. Miami's full of characters. Always fun to see people go to South Beach who are otherwise total troglodytes, and how they experience it.

    Also, where's that video of you and the Koala Pillow? I was trying to explain this to someone the other day and kept laughing too hard to find it.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/06/09

    @lobstr: The shooter wasn't Versace's ex-lover, he was some nut who maybe met him once at a charity event. I used to see Versace and his partner on the beach and walking the streets of South Beach, and he was always super gracious to people asking for pictures or autographs. He'd been in a long term relationship, and wouldn't have touched Andrew Cunanan with a ten foot pole.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    12/06/09

    @Foster Kamer: ah, yes, Koalie.

    Did you mean the time the WB fell for my tale of how he saved my life from errant tornado-blown shards of glass: [haxxor.tv]

    or this ol' ditty, same channel:
    [haxxor.tv]

    then there's this'n:
    [haxxor.tv] (that thar tornado got him a lot of exposure!)

    the all-time classic Yolanda-distractor:
    [haxxor.tv]

    and bonus points for the Koalie news hax via t-shirt: [haxxor.tv]

    I was unaware you were a Koalie fan :[]
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    12/06/09

    @ParahSalin: ah, whoops, guilty as charged for being equally as uninformed as Glocky Douchebaggala.. I guess I was just recounting what I remember from the press.. (cuz, you know, wiki wasn't around in '03 to misinform us, heh) ..

    but I still maintain Versace was probably not called a "faggot" and shot at with the sideways gangster-grip when he was being accosted.
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    12/06/09

    @lobstr: No problem, it's just that I used to work in the fashion industry, and there were so many awful people who deserved to get shot in the head, and Versace wasn't one of them. Sadly, that's how it always seems to go (note the number of Bush death threats vs. Obama death threats). I'm pretty sure Cunanan didn't call Versace a "faggot" before he killed him since he was gay himself. I think he just wanted to go out in a blaze of glory after a killing spree, and decided Versace was an easy target because he was so accessible. I'll always remember walking behind him and his partner one day on Collins Avenue, and some young couple stopped him and the girl posed with Versace and his partner while her boyfriend snapped pictures and he gave them autographs. I remember when I heard he was murdered I felt like I'd been punched in the gut.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    "Hotmess Courtney Love reports that hotmess Britney Spears molested a kid. "

    This is how rumours start, children.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/06/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: Just because Courtney love is mentally four, doesn't mean it was child abuse.
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    12/06/09

    @raincoaster: I feel like you missed the point completely. Am I right? I think I am.
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    12/06/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: I think not. Parse it again, with the original title and contents in mind, not the EDITED version you now see.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    "Glenn Beck's job is to stick his dick in your ear."

    Aural sex?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/06/09

    @AzureTexan: He likes to make sweet, sweet lobe.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    @DahlELama: And he likes a good, hard cochlea.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    12/06/09

    @AzureTexan: Those rumors about him being into c-anal are true, then?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: Yes, but sadly, he's a very selfish lover — it's never about EUstachian tubes, it's always about HIMstachian tubes.
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    12/06/09

    @AzureTexan: Earwax poetic.
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    Image of JohanPaladin JohanPaladin
    12/06/09

    @AzureTexan: Shinshi shinshi. I can't find the video but you should see a great episode of SNL from like 2000 with a PHENOMENAL sketch starring Christopher Walken and I think Ana Gasteyer as lovers, guests of the wonderful LOVAHS Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch. Jacuzzi. Native Drumming. I think its on Will Ferrell's best of collection.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    @pony_express: That's when you start swabbing partners, right?
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    12/06/09

    @AzureTexan: You'll end up with a bug in your ear your doctor can't cure.
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    12/06/09

    @AzureTexan: I think with Beck, it is more a case of banging one's own eardrum and inviting others to watch...
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    Edited by pony_express at 12/06/09 4:23 PM pony_express was starred pony_express was unstarred
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