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onenotesam
04/10/09

In reply to Purported Media Love Child Born
What's going to happen next year when television news collapses in on itself like a huge black hole? There will be no more tv news reporters to have children. And if tv news reporters don't have children, then with what, pray tell, will other tv news reporters have sex. And if tv news reporters don't have sex with the children of other tv news reporters, there will be no more babies, thus ending the cycle of children of tv news reporters, so the tv news reporters won't be able to have secks with anyone, but then again, they won't exist because television died. And then we will all die, slowly and painfully. That makes me sad.
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raincoaster
04/10/09

In reply to Purported Media Love Child Born
Thank GOD! For a second I was terrified this was going to make me think about Michael Wolff having sex. False alarm, yay!
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LatestBy
03/05/09

In reply to CNN Reporter's Love Child Due March 25?
I'm just sad for her that the Amazon baby gift registry is talking to Page 6. Greenfield thought they were better friends than that.
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Mymoustache
03/05/09

In reply to CNN Reporter's Love Child Due March 25?
One afternoon on Maury Povitch will clear this whole thing up!
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BookishLookish
03/05/09

@Mymoustache: DNA! DNA!
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Rumpelstilskin
03/05/09

In reply to CNN Reporter's Love Child Due March 25?
And the child shall be named Tarp.
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Rumpelstilskin
03/05/09

@Rumpelstilskin: Actually, that sounds like a name for the Palin household.
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BookishLookish
03/05/09

In reply to CNN Reporter's Love Child Due March 25?
Another poor, unloved child born into the cutthroat world of the media elite. Choate or St. Albans, which will it have to be?

*hums "Love Child" by the Supremes*
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scroll_lock
03/05/09

@BookishLookish: Scrolly joins in humming with Booky and both execute killer Pip-esque synchronized moves.
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BookishLookish
03/05/09

@scroll_lock: Afraid! Ashamed! Misunderstood!

Nice beehive, Scrolly, you fox.
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scroll_lock
03/05/09

@BookishLookish: Never meant to be! Scorned by society!

Let's do "Half Breed" next, I have just the headdress for it.
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Smitros
03/05/09

@scroll_lock:

Follow that up with "Tramps and Thieves" and you've got the social exclusion trifecta.
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scroll_lock
03/05/09

@Smitros: You read my mind. We can have "A Boy Named Sue" in backup rotation.
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CaptainFantastic
03/05/09

In reply to CNN Reporter's Love Child Due March 25?
I hope CNN doesn't get scooped on this one!
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FormerEnglishMajor
03/05/09

In reply to CNN Reporter's Love Child Due March 25?
"He promised he'd leave his wife for me. Why is he now going out of his way to say he's married? What does it mean?"
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Dickens_Ghost
03/04/09

In reply to Jeff Toobin Updates Status to 'Married'
Ahh, you make the mistake many make. Having a mistress has to do with money, not looks.
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FormerEnglishMajor
03/04/09

@Dickens_Ghost: A CNN analyst has money?
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FormerEnglishMajor
03/04/09

In reply to Jeff Toobin Updates Status to 'Married'
The fact that this guy has a wife AND mistress, with the looks he has, says something about the depth of the male dating pool in NYC. Something not good.
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Dickens_Ghost
03/04/09

In reply to Jeff Toobin Updates Status to 'Married'
What's next? Sanjay Gupta caught in Central Park with drugs, a dildo and a a noose? What?...oh nevermind.
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stabbycat
03/04/09

In reply to Jeff Toobin Updates Status to 'Married'
Facebook should give its users a "Sort-of Married" status option.
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Weegee's bored
03/04/09

@stabbycat: How about "under review?"
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Weegee's bored
03/04/09

@Weegee's bored: or "see my eBay offering."
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friend_of_a_friend
03/04/09

@stabbycat: It should give the same status he undoubtedly gave his mistress: "Technically married, but this marriage has been over for a long time, baby. We're really just in it for the kids." For his wife it should just show "Married."
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Mo MoDo
03/04/09

@stabbycat: That's what "It's complicated" was invented for.
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BadUncle
03/04/09

In reply to Jeff Toobin Updates Status to 'Married'
Irrelevant to this post, but relevant to me-glorious-me: I hate Facebook status notification. After simply turning off my relationship status, Faceook sent a message to every one of my friends saying that I was "no longer single." Within five minutes, I was getting text messages asking me who the lucky person was.

Facebook should be eradicated.
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BookishLookish
03/04/09

@BadUncle: I do not face the book for this kind of reason. It is impossible to allude or rock any kind of subtle.
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LeftCoastLady
03/04/09

@BadUncle: Users can modify which status messages are announced (or not) under the account privacy settings. (The same place where you can control who sees what of your profile.)

That isn't to say FB doesn't have it's flaws, but sometimes the users need to be a bit more proactive.
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Weegee's bored
03/04/09

@BadUncle: Same here. I was just fiddling with it the other day and it notified everyone TWICE that I was fiddling with my relationship status.
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BadUncle
03/04/09

@LeftCoastLady: See, I disagree. It should not be incumbent on the user to be "more proactive," but for Facebook to be more discrete. The default setting shouldn't zero out privacy. And users shouldn't have to learn this setting issue on, oh, say, Gawker.
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Lymed
03/04/09

@BadUncle: I've been playing phone tag for weeks with a friend whose status updated as "no longer in a relationship" trying to find out if she is recently dumped, or just decided to hide her relationship status.
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LeftCoastLady
03/04/09

@BadUncle: See, I'd put more onus on the user because, in theory, if you're accepting someone as your friend, then you shouldn't care if they see the various status messages.

Why should FB's default be set to more discreet just because users have varying levels of friends (co-workers, clients, etc.)? That's asking the application to be far more intuitive when all a user has to do is click a few checkboxes to determine how much information they want to share with the world.

And if users don't know about this information, then maybe they need to take some time to learn about FB's policies a bit more before installing all those insane applications where there is more potential for your privacy to be compromised.
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BadUncle
03/04/09

@LeftCoastLady: In any other social network - be it of the flesh or of the screen - the organization doesn't notify it's membership of every movement one makes. But, let's assume for the sake of argument that I wanted most of my life on public display (because, let's face it, facebook "friendship" is a term that covers a broad range of social and professional relationships). It would still defy logic that when one turns off a piece of personal biographical information, that Facebook should spread the word. It's implicit that this information is not for public consumption. And had I known that the nuance-free world of social clumsiness that is Facebook would do so, I would have scoured through every permission on the system.

as it stands, I'm simply removing all personal information, and leaving my resume.
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skahammer
03/04/09

@BadUncle: I believe the default setting is not using Facebook.
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FormerEnglishMajor
03/04/09

In reply to Jeff Toobin Updates Status to 'Married'
His wife's a divorce lawyer. Which means one of two things:

1. She is in complete denial (in the "physician, heal thyself" mode)
2. She will take him to the cleaners
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BookishLookish
03/04/09

@FormerEnglishMajor: She just calmly told him, "Li'l whore-impregnating bitch, get that 'married' status up there TOUT de suite or your name's changing to Chin's Laundry!"
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Bryanboy
03/03/09

In reply to Did Married CNN Analyst Get Competitor's Daughter Pregnant?
why oh why oh why oh why do people fuck bareback these days
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