Shane Smith Gave Vice Employees a Million Bucks
Last weekend, Vice had a huge concert party to celebrate its 20th anniversary. Before the party, zillionaire Vice boss Shane Smith handed out ca$$$hh money.
Woman Arrested Smuggling $70,000 in Her Stomach
The AP reports Dominican Republic officials have arrested a woman carrying over $70,000 in her stomach—inside of her stomach!—and over $69,000 in her suitcase.
Too Bad You Weren't on the Road When a Truck Full of Money Overturned
An armored truck carrying a buttload of cash overturned in Rhode Island on Saturday, police officers say, and guess what: movies are real and money started pouring out everywhere!
Will the 'World's Worst Signature' Make It Onto New Dollar Bills?
Jack Lew, Obama's current chief of staff and his reported choice to replace Timothy Geithner as Treasury Secretary, is known for a lot of things – the New York Times says he's a "fiscal progressive" with "fiscal expertise" and a "low-key style," whatever any of that means – but that's not what we're here to discuss;…
Kids These Days Are Greedy Little Materialists
What the hell do the shiftless/ worthless kids these days want, when they're not beating up babies and playing on train tracks? The vapid young sellouts are, quite predictably, all about makin' that MOOLAH$$$$CA$$$HMONEY$$$$. Are "The Millennials" way more materialistic than your generation? U bet!
Japanese Quake Survivors Have Returned $78 Million in Lost Cash
It's now time for a story that restores your faith in mankind, even if it means going all the way to Japan to find it: In the five months since that country's devastating quake and tsunami, almost $78 million in cash has been found amongst the wreckage and turned in.
Here's What Else You Can Invest In
The stock market is bananas. Why bother? There are plenty of other places to put your money. Which type of investment is right for you?
Apple Has More Cash Than the U.S. Government
Why do we even bother with our stupid old "democratically-elected government," anyway? Let's replace it with Apple, Inc., which not only has a better design aesthetic but right now has more money than the U.S. Government:
Karzai Admits to Taking Cash from Iran
Afghan President Hamid Karzai admitted to receiving bags of cash from Iran. Don't worry! He says it's "normal."
Somewhere in NYC, There's $10,000 of Buried Treasure
So, the folks at Gothamist got an interesting email (and video) today. According to the anonymous letter, there is $10,000 in cash (US Mint $1 coins, to be exact) buried somewhere in NYC right this second. Details are inside.
Oprah Is the Media's Most Generous Boss
Are you a boss? Do you want to be beloved? Do you know what Oprah just gave to every single staffer of O, the Oprah Magazine?
Cash Sweepstakes Prizes Now Power American Economy
With people scraping together pennies for Kool-Aid, all ads harping on the hard times we're having, and coupons making a comeback, things are getting a little stressful for you, the good ol' American consumer. Well, how would you like some Free Cash? Would you? Would you? Would you do anything? Anything at all? Well…
Rich Dude Drops $10,000 Cash on Crowd of Poors
What's a wealthy businessman to do for kicks in Jakarta, Indonesia? Hey, that place like incredibly poor! Why not fly over a bunch of impoverished citizens, dump $10,691 in small bills, and see what happens? Okay!
Big Changes To Small Denominations
Breaking news guys. Take your wallet out, find a five. See that green hue? It's about to change. In fact, everything about how we exchange goods and services in five dollar increments is changing. The new $5 bill will be purple. Look, US Mint, American money is green and I don't care if that's made our money easy to…
