5 People Who Need Martha Stewart Reality Show Help Me, Martha

In addition to Palin's mystery show, Mark Burnett is shopping Martha Stewart whirls into your life, whips up a quiche, and fixes everything. For the first guests, may I suggest...
New Gay Yenta Dating Show to Advance the Cause
Just what the world needs in these heady times: A reality TV show is casting for little gay elves (us) to help farty straight boys and girls (them) figure out how to date each other. A gay man's forte!
Julia Allison, The Movie
It's either a belated April Fool's joke or a stroke of genius: College Humor-ists Sam Reich and Ricky Van Veen have just completed a script called "Jakob and Julia," at least according to a post on Reich's Tumblr. If you look closely at the photo of the script (reproduced after the jump), you can see it is addressed…
