Taylor Swift to die because she has too many feelings.
Paul Giamatti is Coming to Downton Abbey and No Apple Is Safe

Exciting things are happening 90 years ago; TVLine reports that Paul Giamatti is set to come careening into Downton Abbey next season.
Sandra Bullock in Talks to Play Miss Hannigan in Jay-Z's Annie
America adores Sandra Bullock. No matter how many bombs she lobs at our box offices, no matter how many hitchhikers she drops bloodied and bruised on our dusty country roads, no matter how many Canadian dimes she plops in our tip jars, America adores her. For her next trick, Sandra Bullock will be get drunk and scream…
Jessica Simpson to Star in NBC Comedy Based on the Life of Jessica Simpson: But Why?
Buoyed by the mostly negative reception of Jessica Simpson's 2006 feature film, Employee of the Month, NBC has just revealed it is developing a scripted comedy based on her hilarious life.
Who Should Play 'Young Hillary Clinton' in the Sexy New Biopic about Her Twenties?
Zero Dark Thirty has already shown us how al-Quaeda leader Osama bin Laden was killed at the hands of U.S. Navy SEALs…now America is ready for a movie about how Hillary Clinton fell in love!
Adam Levine Will Play “A Sexy Guy” on Season 2 of American Horror Story
Pop rocking life coach Adam Levine has been tapped to play "a sexy guy," on Season 2 of American Horror Story, according to show creator Ryan Murphy.
Nicole Kidman Finally Outed, But Not The Way You Think
Hearing the news that Nicole Kidman will play Valerie Plame in the upcoming big-screen version of PlameGate is like hearing your biggest crush is going to be at some party: yeah they're really cute and that's great news, but who else is gonna be there? As in, who's director Doug Liman gonna get to play Dubya (our…