Gawker

Posts Tagged “

Cat People

monsters

Port Authority Starves JFK Cat Town!

The saga of the happy cat camp at JFK airport has become even more grim today. A memo from Port Authority General Manager Susan Baer reveals just how far the Authority is willing to go to feed their sick blood lust. Airport employees have been ordered not to feed the cats under penalty of confiscation of their airport identification, thus possibly costing them their jobs. If they can't round up and gas the cats they will starve them all. More »

Lesbian icon and general ball-breaker Gina Gershon will be playing eight shows at The Box beginning October 7th. She'll be performing songs from her concept album In Search of Cleo. It's "the true story of the search and recovery of Gershon's lost cat Cleo... [and] the literal and metaphoric experience of the search, not just for Cleo, but for love." For serious. What is going on?

jonathan rhys meyers

Gossip Roundup: Jonathan Rhys Meyers In Rehab!

  • Tudors hottie Jonathan Rhys Meyers has entered an undisclosed treatment facility. "He felt a break was needed in order to maintain his recovery," says his rep. "What! What was he addicted to, beauty?" asks our Josh Stein. No Josh: Alkie-hol. That's why he was so fun! [People]
  • The Sheryl Crow concert rider on The Smoking Gun would seem to indicate that the singer has a rather large carbon footprint. But her rep tells Page Six that the document's "an old one from 10 years ago." Her current tour bus probably runs on recycled fryolator grease or something. [Page Six]
  • Also, do she and Laurie David secretly hate each other? [Gatecrasher]
  • Martha Stewart has her priorities in order. "Any man hoping to please her better like cats. After her divorce, one would-be suitor 'sat down in a wing chair in my parlor and, all of sudden, there were six cats sitting all over him.... He said, 'I hate cats.' ... I didn't see him again.' [R&M, 2nd item]
  • More »

    ron rosenbaum

    Shakespeare, Nabokov, Bob Dylan And My Adorable Kitty

    Looks like that tainted pet food thing went further than we thought—a straight shot to the heart of The New Journalism.
    My own attitude almost reminds me of the epigraph to Nabokov's Pale Fire. The one from Boswell's Life of Johnson in which Dr. Johnson is ruminating about a crazed young man going around London shooting cats. And then reverting to thoughts of his own cat, Hodge, Johnson says (I'm doing this from memory: "But Hodge shan't be shot. No, no, Hodge shan't be shot."
    More »

    'Slate' Advice Letter Suspiciously Hits Every Hot-Button Issue Of The Day A recent letter to Slate agony aunt columnist Emily Yoffe starts out as a stunner and just continues to build. It is the fakest thing we've ever seen. Unmarried cat lady seeks help! MORE »