Hey cherub, if you're going to attack the mother of your childrens' half sibling, at least get her name right: it's DRUCK, like TRUCK. Not Druke, like puke.
Elizabeth, if you're reading this :[] do be rest assured that even in your afterlife, John will see no peace whatsoever, and I cannot imagine for the life of me he's going to continue any sort of relations with Hunter. The papz will be alllll over it.
Ok, so I'm a horrible person for thinking this -- I mean, I comment anonymously on Gawker, it would be surprising if I wasn't -- but those Cherubim comments are FASCINATING.
I believe that the Rielle (Real) Hunter a.k.a had sex with multiple parteners, including Andrew, John, Fred, Bob and others. That's why there will be no DNA testing of the baby. Which of these guys had the most money? Well, it was Fred Baron. That's why he became the first blackmail target of the Hunter and Andrew. I believe Andrew, the Hunter, and their friend from late night hotel National Enquirer set-up guy, Mr. Bob McGovern, are a nest of con men. I should write the book, and star in the movie.
In any case, I am thankful John and Elizabeth Edwards and the remaining Baron Family, who are good and decent people were able break all ties with these con artists.
Oh people, please!!!!
Everybody in America and Half of Mainland China
knows the Rielle (Real) Hunter has a baby that she is claiming to be John Edwards'. There is no reason for John and Elizabeth Edwards to pay this whore to keep her mouth and legs closed. She has already opened them both multiple times.That's why the Rielle (Real) Hunter, herself, does not want a paternity test. She just wants John and Elizabeth to not be at peace. Well Lisa Druke a.k.a. the Rielle (Real) Hunter your 15 minutes is up.
Good bye!!!!!!
The actor in the picture above can't play John Edwards in the movie. He's not sexy, while, John Edwards is sexy as Hell.
See what I mean. Put the link below into your address bar. [www.msnbc.msn.com]
I always hoped Elizabeth was giving John serious shit over this, but the blog comments are mostly about how wonderful he is. The divorce lawyer news is quite welcome.
@eatsshootsleaves: I don't think Cherubim is Mrs. Edwards. I do think Cherubim needs to right a conspiracy theory script about this and sell it to Hollywood, stat!
@eatsshootsleaves: I'm concerned about "John Edwards" and "decent people" being in the same sentence. But: "the Hunter?" So brilliantly obvious. Bravo, anonymous commenter with strange obsessions and insidery knowledge.
What's that thing on the right, great gosh a'mighty that's an ugly picture. Yeah John did great didn't he. I actually think he's vapidity helped John Kerry lose in 2004. That debate with Cheney was shameful. Thank God Obama didn't pick him...
Mr. Edwards is simply lucky that Mrs. Edwards hasn't solved the whole thing by shooting him directly in the head and blaming the whole thing on stress associated with her chemotherapy. I mean, what are they going to do to her? The death penalty?
@spotted-dog: Thanks! To quote a more felicitous writer than myself, "Husbands die, Dolores -- they die every day. Why, there's probably one dying right now, even as we speak. They die, and they leave their wives all their money."
@ShanghaiLil: This reminds me of my take on Mia Farrow after Woody's dalliance with her daughter was made public, which was that while everyone kept talking about how crazy she was, she seemed pretty fucking level-headed to me, inasmuch as Allen was still breathing.
@ShanghaiLil: Heck, no need to use stress as an issue. The chemo/treatment meds are heavy enough on their own... EASY to make a case that she was mentally compromised and never eva meant to harm John Boy. Those medicines made her someone else and they just took right over her body!
Can't say I give damn about microscopic inspection of the Edwards marriage.
Feel rather worse for Jude Law. A night with a babe who may or may have not pierced a condom is an eternal mistake he'll spend the rest of his life dealing with, as she threatens to spill details of what was after all, just a fuck. To be railroaded into parenthood by a mendacious woman with a grudge, selling her story to the highest bidder must suck, for both Edwards and Law.
Oh, and Law's baby mama wants to be an actress! In Hollywood, and all!
While we're busy excoriating the cads, can we also look at the women using their uteruses as ATMs that couldn't wait to run to the tabloids as well? Is it always the man's fault? Can we admit there are some women who see getting pregnant by a famous person like winning the lottery? No matter what tactics they have to use to get what they want?
@Baroness: Darling. Who is more pathetic? The lazy girl who would like to be knocked up by a rich man and have 18 years worth of income and side benefits, or the wronged wife -- dying of cancer no less -- who blames the woman more than her scuzzball husband? Unless she holds a press conference in which we see her burn her marriage license, they all deserve each other.
@PandoraSpocks: This is a very strange dynamic. I knew this lady who went off on her husband for having an affair with a casual friend of theirs, then finally forgave him, as they do, and yet maintained a hate forever for the only one in the little triangle who had made absolutely no vows to anybody. I guess sleeping with him required forgiveness, so it was her own pleasure in control.
@PandoraSpocks: You're right. And part of me admires the chutzpah of these slatterns. I will say this: nature itself is a trickster when it comes to very basic reproduction of a species. Clouding of judgement in a moment, surging hormones- nature doesn't care of your political ambitions, fuck her now is all they hear. It's a very old story. Sex is appalling if you think of it too much, but biology demands it. And rewards it with pleasure, no matter what the exterior risk might be. Honeytrap!
@PandoraSpocks: I feel fine judging the slatterns. They deserve it because they are idiots and parasites. Judging the wives -- i.e. calling them "pathetic" -- however, is a low blow and also a failure to grasp that infidelity doesn't wipe away all the love and connection she has to her husband. She never loved the woman, but she had a life and children with her husband. I certainly hope you never have to live through the disorientation of this kind of betrayal. But maybe if you do, you'll stop being so condescending and judgmental about it.
@Baroness: whoa, back it on up your majesty. why all the hate for the ladies? it takes two you know.
A night with a babe who may or may have not pierced a condom is an eternal mistake he'll spend the rest of his life dealing with, as she threatens to spill details of what was after all, just a fuck.
the key word there is may or may not meaning you don't know if jude used a condom meaning that he could've fucked her raw meaning he's just as much to blame for this mistake of a child as she is. same for johnny boy.
@Baroness: But if the man doesn't want to impregnate someone, there are some very simple steps he can take. Bring his on damn untampered-with condom for one, a vasectomy if he's done having kids for two. Oh, and just like we tell the little kiddies, abstinence is the safest form of birth control (there are loopholes, too, as Bill Clinton will tell you).
@Shelwood: Or, how about an abortion? The idea of it seems absolutley erased from the national dialogue, as in that comedy where the fat stoner couldn't even say the word.
Julie Christie had an abortion in the film Darling in 1966, and survived. God, we pack all this sentimentality onto pregnancy and childbirth, then ditch it.
There's something babyish and hypocritical about the relentless male opinion that abortion is terrible- but they really don't give a damn once the kid is born: that single mom is on her own. And then they'll demonize single moms.
Unless the dad is a movie star! And then suddenly he has to have a relationship with this woman selling pictures of their kid forever. Jude Law doesn't even know this woman. They fucked, that's it, and she thinks it's her golden ticket. Poor kid.
@thatgirlinnewyork: Well, have him bathed and bring him to me then! No one tells me anything. "I've had a hysterectomy, Jude, yoo-hoo! Love you in Hamlet!"
@Baroness: "Julie Christie had an abortion in the film Darling in 1966, and survived."
Your royal brain just dazzles my little prole mind! Dropping such a ridiculous non sequitur into this (rapidly) interest-losing thread was genius. I would have been tempted to introduce the paragraph with "John Voight got a blowjob in the film Midnight Cowboy in 1969, and survived." Potayto potahto I guess.
Excellent post. I am relieved Mrs. Edwards is looking to divorce this scum. I have nothing but sympathy for her and her poor kids. As for the repellent slime that is Rielle Hunter, my guess is she never ends up with the glad-handing scum that is John Edwards. He's too much of a narcissist to be with someone who makes him look as bad as he is.
@Better to Eat You With: Why is it that the woman who has the affair with the married man, then ends up with him is absolutely shocked that he continues to cheap around after they are together? As a woman, I would never think that I was more special than the previous woman. True, circumstances change and sometimes relationships just don't work out but they likelyhood that he will be a different person is very slim.
On or the other of the stories about the "Cherubim" rumor, lists the Huffington Post as one of the places the commenter frequented and the HP was the source of the comment clipped above.
Unfortunately though, if you look at the profile of "Cherubim" on HP, you'd see that their most recent hundred or more comments were about Michael Jackson with only a couple of exceptions.
So, no offense to "Cherubim", who's probably confused by all of the folks wondering about her identity, but it sounds like Ms Cherubim just has a few favorite topics and when it comes to them, she has a lot to say.
Note: I didn't link to the HP profile in question, because I think Rush & Molloy are full of shit.
@Magister: I don't think it's her either. She says the kid died "recently"; it was 12 years ago. A weird thing to get wrong to hide your identity; no mother who lost a child would do that.
@Trixie from Toronto: I agree. Elizabeth Edwars is an incredibly intelligent woman- she would never write like this. I call "scumbags" on the people who made this up.
Two things: first, I'm super glad to know that Elizabeth Edwards and I channel our wrath into anonymous internet comments about people who steal our men. And also: that Ted Kennedy bit is out of control, and it could be disproved tomorrow as an out and out lie and it will still be the one and only thing I remark upon from now on when any Kennedy is brought up in conversation, for the rest of my life. Amazing.
@Tara Incognita: Aaaand...my comments on Jezebel have been disabled in last 24 hrs. I'm assuming it's for the above comment, as I haven't commented on anything else?
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From The Daily Beast: [www.thedailybeast.com]
I believe that the Rielle (Real) Hunter a.k.a had sex with multiple parteners, including Andrew, John, Fred, Bob and others. That's why there will be no DNA testing of the baby. Which of these guys had the most money? Well, it was Fred Baron. That's why he became the first blackmail target of the Hunter and Andrew. I believe Andrew, the Hunter, and their friend from late night hotel National Enquirer set-up guy, Mr. Bob McGovern, are a nest of con men. I should write the book, and star in the movie.
In any case, I am thankful John and Elizabeth Edwards and the remaining Baron Family, who are good and decent people were able break all ties with these con artists.
Oh people, please!!!!
Everybody in America and Half of Mainland China
knows the Rielle (Real) Hunter has a baby that she is claiming to be John Edwards'. There is no reason for John and Elizabeth Edwards to pay this whore to keep her mouth and legs closed. She has already opened them both multiple times.That's why the Rielle (Real) Hunter, herself, does not want a paternity test. She just wants John and Elizabeth to not be at peace. Well Lisa Druke a.k.a. the Rielle (Real) Hunter your 15 minutes is up.
Good bye!!!!!!
The actor in the picture above can't play John Edwards in the movie. He's not sexy, while, John Edwards is sexy as Hell.
See what I mean. Put the link below into your address bar.
[www.msnbc.msn.com]
I always hoped Elizabeth was giving John serious shit over this, but the blog comments are mostly about how wonderful he is. The divorce lawyer news is quite welcome.
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And in that same vein, Elizabeth: "Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto."
Thank you for one of my favorite references of all time.
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Feel rather worse for Jude Law. A night with a babe who may or may have not pierced a condom is an eternal mistake he'll spend the rest of his life dealing with, as she threatens to spill details of what was after all, just a fuck. To be railroaded into parenthood by a mendacious woman with a grudge, selling her story to the highest bidder must suck, for both Edwards and Law.
Oh, and Law's baby mama wants to be an actress! In Hollywood, and all!
While we're busy excoriating the cads, can we also look at the women using their uteruses as ATMs that couldn't wait to run to the tabloids as well? Is it always the man's fault? Can we admit there are some women who see getting pregnant by a famous person like winning the lottery? No matter what tactics they have to use to get what they want?
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A night with a babe who may or may have not pierced a condom is an eternal mistake he'll spend the rest of his life dealing with, as she threatens to spill details of what was after all, just a fuck.
the key word there is may or may not meaning you don't know if jude used a condom meaning that he could've fucked her raw meaning he's just as much to blame for this mistake of a child as she is. same for johnny boy.
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Julie Christie had an abortion in the film Darling in 1966, and survived. God, we pack all this sentimentality onto pregnancy and childbirth, then ditch it.
There's something babyish and hypocritical about the relentless male opinion that abortion is terrible- but they really don't give a damn once the kid is born: that single mom is on her own. And then they'll demonize single moms.
Unless the dad is a movie star! And then suddenly he has to have a relationship with this woman selling pictures of their kid forever. Jude Law doesn't even know this woman. They fucked, that's it, and she thinks it's her golden ticket. Poor kid.
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Your royal brain just dazzles my little prole mind! Dropping such a ridiculous non sequitur into this (rapidly) interest-losing thread was genius. I would have been tempted to introduce the paragraph with "John Voight got a blowjob in the film Midnight Cowboy in 1969, and survived." Potayto potahto I guess.
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Unfortunately though, if you look at the profile of "Cherubim" on HP, you'd see that their most recent hundred or more comments were about Michael Jackson with only a couple of exceptions.
So, no offense to "Cherubim", who's probably confused by all of the folks wondering about her identity, but it sounds like Ms Cherubim just has a few favorite topics and when it comes to them, she has a lot to say.
Note: I didn't link to the HP profile in question, because I think Rush & Molloy are full of shit.
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...or that she'd link so many MJ videos.
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