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    Image of bowel_and_the_obstructors bowel_and_the_obstructors
    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    I can't wait to see Jonah Goldberg or some other National Review or Weekly Standard douche chime in on this. #sexytime
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @bowel_and_the_obstructors: He's a pro at sitting around and masturbating, what can he say? #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    Do studies really do that?

    No, the scarcity of college men who have a clue in hell what they are doing down there encourages that. Once they get over the porno way of thinking smacking a chick in face with their members is foreplay and get some schooling on how to get things warmed up down there I'm sure the girls would happily drop their solo sessions. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    @Nuckin Futz for you: Good post, but you have violated the moratorium on the word "members." Please make a note of it. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    Women shouldn't have a vagina until they're married. Sluts. #sexytime
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    Because without encouragement, college students wouldn't play with themselves. At all. They'd just go to classes and learn to be industrial engineers or nuclear scientists or something. #sexytime
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    Just twenty or so years ago, a prosecutor a handful of exits north of Duke reached across county lines to go after Adam & Eve, a sex aid distributer near Chapel Hill. And now, two short decades later, their products are part of a widely-publicized, legitimate scientific study in the "City of Medicine".

    Times they are a-changing. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    The only things worse than young men sitting around and masturbating is women of any age sitting around and masturbating. Thank Me for small mercies, kids: masturbation can only be accomplished as long as the sinner is "sitting around". Standing, lying down, lounging and squatting are not at all conducive for a good masturbate. Every time Satan hears the sinister hum of a vibrator, a demon gets his horns. Oh also please keep in mind that a woman's satisfied moans can sometimes cause famine in Ethiopia. Dangerous thing, the female vulva. That's why Satan made it. Be afraid, my children, be very afraid.

    If you can read this, you've not been masturbating. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    @God: But Lord, what about when a woman rubs one out and it's so amazing that she yells Your holy name, as in, "Oh. My. God!" Or is that only a mitzvah if the husband does it for her? #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    @BookishLookish: Oh. My. Me. This is all sorts of wrong, dear daughter. Never whisk the batter if you don't intend to put a bun in the old oven. Because I care, I give you a simple rule of thumb: if it's fun, you're enabling famine in Ethiopia. #sexytime
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    Image of Cogito Ergo Bibo Cogito Ergo Bibo
    11/10/09

    @God: So does this mean that every time I masterbate, a kitten doesn't die?

    The internet. It always lies. #sexytime
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    "I'm concerned about promiscuity also," Vetter said. "And to be honest, I don't have the solution. ... My concern is these students are in this developmental phase, and I don't think it's a good developmental practice to just tell somebody to just sit around and masturbate. I don't think that promotes relationships."

    No, Father Vetter, in fact, it does promote relationships, because getting yourself off leads to showing someone else how to get you off, which in turn leads to wanting to keep that annoying male around for at least one good reason. But you would not know about this since you never got a woman off and as such cannot give relationship advice, thanks, 'bye! #sexytime
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    11/10/09

    @BookishLookish: if i may build on that second graph: showing someone how to get you off can lead to successful (and voluminous) procreation. if membership's down for club vatican, you'd think vetter would be giving it a thumbs-up (or, at least, hold the almighty rabbit aloft). #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    @BookishLookish: Hey who you callin' annoying?!? Oh right, males. Got it. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    @kneetoe: Present company excluded, darling. #sexytime
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/10/09

    @BookishLookish: Darling, just the sound of your voice...er...the sight of your typing gets me off. Big time. In fact, I just had an orgasm right now. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    @ShanghaiLil: Oh, Shang. This love is too strong. #sexytime
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    Image of heartbreakturnip heartbreakturnip
    11/10/09

    @BookishLookish: Totally agree, but...

    No one's going to get anywhere publicly arguing the merits of orgasms and relationship building with a Roman Catholic priest. I say this as a Catholic who loves and admires many of the priests and nuns I've known. It's just not worth the argument. The Church has a particular teaching on masturbation, and that's the party line.

    That said, it's not true that a priest or a nun necessarily knows nothing about sex. They are required to be chaste, not virgins. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    @BookishLookish: Aaaaand that was another one. I need a cigarette. #sexytime
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    What do studies on female students' attitudes towards sex toys and recordings of my voice have in common? #sexytime
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Lots of yowling pussies? #sexytime
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Ding, ding, ding, ding!!! #sexytime
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I am SOOO glad you didn't take that the wrong way. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: there's really no way to take that the wrong way, is there? #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    Can the crazy guy with the dollar signs all over his suit tell me how to get funding for a study like this? I'll draw up a grant request with money for sex toys and Jagermeister. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    College is a time when a young woman comes into her own. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: She's feeling her oats. #sexytime
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    That's about the last impulse I have about anything that includes the words "Duke University." #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    Is he advocating that they stand and masturbate? Because that could definitely result in some nasty charley horses. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    Actually, his worry was that he wouldn't be allowed to watch. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    Oh, so a STUDY is what happened to Carrie Prejean. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    @escapefromny: The wind just blew her clothes off!...and blew her hand towards her nethers. #sexytime
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Catholic Dude Jealous of Sexy Study
    Haha, that's the same priest who baptized my nephew. #sexytime
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