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    Levi's Johnston Watch: We Have Wang!

    Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston's Dance of Death Continues

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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/05/09

    In reply to Is Oprah Ready to Leave Daytime TV? And, What Would She Be Without It?
    I was an intern at a wonderful design studio back in the summer of 1989. My assignment was to choose a few typefaces for a logo the studio was designing for The Oprah Winfrey Show. The only criteria from Ms. Winfrey--the typefaces had to look tall and thin. Sigh. Some things never change. #oprahwinfrey
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    Image of artypartyvictim artypartyvictim
    10/30/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston's Dance of Death Continues
    I love that he doesn't care how he comes off. He's just going after her, like a rabid monkey with a bomb strapped to its back.

    Go, Levi. Go. #sarahpalin
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    10/29/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston's Dance of Death Continues
    "Almost-but-not-quite mother-in-law..." I believe that OutKast kind of had it in their hit song - "Baby Mama's Mama..." - non? #sarahpalin
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston's Dance of Death Continues
    wooooeee, is he on a lude? do the kids still do ludes? he's on a lude. #sarahpalin
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: We Have Wang!
    Sorry, this bears reposting from an old Levi thread. You clearly need to change the Levi Watch code levels now. I say we go with a woodsy theme:

    Scared Turtle
    Twig and Berries
    Plantain
    Sequoia! #levijohnston
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/29/09

    @Steverino Begins: Janka Hardness Test:

    Balsa
    Douglas fir
    Teak
    White oak
    Merbau
    Mesquite
    Brazilian cherry!

    #wood
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    Edited by BookishLookish at 10/29/09 3:29 PM BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    10/29/09

    @BookishLookish: #wood HA

    Or if we're going with the sports theme:

    in the dugout
    batter's helmet
    Louisiville slugger
    pinch hitter?
    batter up! #levijohnston
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    10/29/09

    @Steverino Begins:

    Sing it, baby!

    Pat Boone
    Debbie Boone
    Cher
    Tammy Wynette
    Dusty Springfield
    Lyn Collins
    Etta James! #levijohnston
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/05/09

    @BookishLookish: I'm gonna keep asking till you say yes: will you gay marry me? #levijohnston
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: We Have Wang!
    Somehow I think viewing Levi's wangage will answer the question, for me at least, if he was indeed, nailin Palin (i.e. big wang...yeah, she definitely hit that). She gets waaayyy to irrationally upset at him about ridiculous things to be the mom of the girl he knocked up and that not be the focal point of her anger.

    Naw, that raving lunatic acts like Levi's been dating outside the sect again. And his casual dismissal of her is like a guy who's decided you're just a little too crazy to keep hooking up with. #levijohnston
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    Image of rhh33672 rhh33672
    10/29/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston's Dance of Death Continues
    It is reporting like this that causes FOX news to kick your liberal media asses. Johnston is a lazy wanna be and he could not do anything else with his life if he wanted to. He is nothing but a leech. Just like the liberal media that report on Sarah Palin every chance they get, even though they say she is not important, but they still report the bad news.
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    10/29/09

    @rhh33672: She is not important she is pathetic Levi is anything but lazy, have you seen his press junket? If he is so awful why was he paraded up on stage during your convention? Either she didn't know he was a fuck up- so she had no idea who her daughter was sleeping with and procreating. Or, she did know and figured she could fool you. The media has been very nice to this dumb bitch. As a woman I resented the kid gloves everyone used around her. She could not answer what magazines/papers she reads and turns that around to blame that knowns sexist Couric. Lets not get started on her determination to never have her nouns and verbs agree. Have you honestly listened to her during an interview? Her stupidity honestly doesn't bother you?If I were a Republican I would resent the fact that scores of capable and deserving Republican women were not asked on the ticket because shit for brains looked good on camera. You lost Palin the minute she stepped into her $2,000 Valentino jacket, the one she was photographed in AFTER she said she returned it. Even if we do hate her, if the liberal media is against her, it does not change the facts. Where as your love and devotion to her keeps your from using your brain and being honest about what you see. Would you have been so understanding if Chelsea clinton got pregnant and dropped out of school at 15? I can't believe that you all are still sticking with this woman after she quit on you! Why did she leave her job, which was up next year- was it because of the liberal media or because she needed that book $? Aren;t you the least bit upset about her abuse of power over her brother-in-law? He is in law enforcement, I thought you guys loved them!!!! I have to go do some liberal shit right now like drink a cappuccino or go to a museum before I go to hell. I am going and there is a special place there for me. Your sweet Sarah said so, she said that there was a special in hell for women who do not support other women. I am a woman. I do not support her. There is going to be a looong line for that section of the netherworld #sarahpalin
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    Image of jburnaway jburnaway
    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: We Have Wang!
    I feel like I am far too obsessed and involved with this than is healthy... #levijohnston
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/29/09

    @jburnaway: What? Don't you believe in the free market and capitalism? Democracy? Hot young men taking off their clothes? What kind of American are you?
    #patriotism #levijohnston
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/29/09

    @BookishLookish: You joke, but this is a brilliant lesson on the free market and how to make money by appealing to multiple demographics. My favorite bit so far has been Tank forcing Levi to not be afraid of gay people, after explaining that they would give their riches to him in exchange for a simple photographic exchange. They tried to give this lesson in Mad Men when those television executives wouldn't advertise to black people, but (alas) there was no wang involved in that. #levijohnston
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    10/29/09

    @ampersandparade: Darling, I *never* joke about the free market, democracy, or schlongs. God Bless America, land that I love.

    #patriotism #levijohnston
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    10/29/09

    @BookishLookish: doll, that was a remarkable write-up you did on all the cocks in your life. So wry and erm, keenly observed. Nice work. #levijohnston
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    10/29/09

    @Juancho: Tell the whole world, why don't you?! Lulz. Thank you. #levijohnston
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    10/29/09

    @jburnaway: Try being me! I love every second of it though...
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    Image of jburnaway jburnaway
    10/29/09

    @Brian Moylan: Fair enough... I thank you, however, for your relentless pursuit of information on the wangage of the shoot... what would I do without you? #levijohnston
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    10/29/09

    @jburnaway: Probably exactly what you're doing right now....dreaming of Levi's wang without me. #levijohnston
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    Image of jburnaway jburnaway
    10/29/09

    @Brian Moylan: Damn. You caught me. #levijohnston
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    Image of Colander Colander
    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: We Have Wang!
    I really hope he does not pose naked with that damn Palin book. That would be gross.

    Otherwise, I support this. #levijohnston
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    Image of misha trotsky misha trotsky
    10/29/09

    @Colander: Oh no: he should hold the book - and the bible. Great props. #levijohnston
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    Image of Colander Colander
    10/29/09

    @misha trotsky: The bible would be cool. The more nuances to his fameballing, the better. #levijohnston
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: We Have Wang!
    Has anyone made the corresponding "Johnson" tatoo joke? #levijohnston
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/29/09

    @resipsaloquacious: No, but since you are doing some dirty talking to get your star back, why don't you try? #dirtytalk
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    10/29/09

    @BookishLookish:

    I need to be relaxed for dirty talk. Think, me sitting in a room similar to the set of Masterpiece Theater, a snifter of Hors d'âge, except instead of a first edition of Vanity Fair, a frayed copy of Swank from 1983. #levijohnston
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/29/09

    @resipsaloquacious: A fine vintage. #levijohnston
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    Image of nonethewiser nonethewiser
    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: We Have Wang!
    Palin should be proud. Levi is finally ready to demonstrate he is an upstanding member of society. #levijohnston
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: We Have Wang!
    Levi, Levi, gross and skeev-i
    How thy pasty mancackes rise!
    Your arctic glacial thunderlegs
    Are paler than an unbaked pie

    O! Across the frozen wasteland
    Has your frozen weenie trekked
    Now you'll build an igloo Graceland
    On a Palin's career wrecked

    Exposing Palin's flaws was simple
    A press junket, a VF whirl
    We just hope there is no pimple
    On your ass in this Playgirl

    Jack London ne'er dreamed such a future
    When he put his tales out for bid
    But when she saw your hoochie-cooch-a
    We bet Stacy London did. #levijohnston
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    10/29/09

    @BettyCrocker: Am I wrong to read this to the tune of "Angry Johnny?"

    Also, am I crazy to even remember that song? #levijohnston
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/29/09

    @contradicto: I'll bring the kazoo! #levijohnston
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/29/09

    @BettyCrocker: *clapping*
    #bettycrockerrules #levijohnston
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/29/09

    @BookishLookish: *blushing* I'm over caffeinated today. Thank you.

    Also - how'd I get a tag? #levijohnston
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    10/29/09

    @BettyCrocker: Like this:

    #bettycrockerizapoetknowsit #levijohnston
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: We Have Wang!
    I pray that at least one caption refers to his penis as "The Bristol Pistol." #levijohnston
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/29/09

    @morninggloria: The Thunda from the Tundra

    #schvantzes #levijohnston
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    10/29/09

    @morninggloria:
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    Edited by BookishLookish at 10/29/09 12:24 PM BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: We Have Wang!
    they're planning on doing the shoot in New York on November 16, the same day that Sarah Palin's book Going Rogue hits stores.

    Going Rogue = Gouge Groin

    Bad sign?
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi's Johnston Watch: We Have Wang!
    Doesn't Tank mean "full Johnston?" #levijohnston
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