Time Warner Cable subscribers have been blocked from watching CBS shows on the channel's website, and TWC has dropped CBS in several markets, due to an argument about the fee TWC pays CBS to carry its signal. If you're affected, don't worry: You are better off without Big Brother.
Big Brother Rose in Ratings This Week Because America Loves Bigotry

Last night's episode of Big Brother nabbed the show's highest ratings since its season premiere about two weeks ago. About 6.25 million people watched; the only network show to grab more eyeballs was 60 Minutes.
TV's Least Scary Villain Is a Dome
Last night, CBS premiered its TV series adaptation of Stephen King's 2009 novel Under the Dome to gigantic ratings. So far it's about a mysterious dome that people find themselves mysteriously under. Some of these people are nice people and some are not nice people. It's kind of like The Simpsons Movie, but with more…
David Letterman Made Lindsay Lohan Cry
Lindsay Lohan's two segments on the Late Show with David Letterman weren't entirely awkward. Though Letterman continued to grill Lohan on rehab and her addictions, in this clip from later in the interview, he referenced all the jokes he's made at her expense and praised her for having "enough spine, enough sense of…
CBS Newscaster Accidentally Refers to Prince William As 'Douche of Cambridge' On-Air
While teasing an upcoming segment about the Douche and Duchess—sorry, Duke and Duchess—of Cambridge, a CBS newscaster showed us a glimpse of his foul-mouthed and likely more honest subconscious. Sure, he meant to say "Duke," but his casual chuckle betrays him. "Heh heh," he says to himself and everyone watching CBS…
That One Time Grover Norquist Called Romney a 'Poopyhead' on Live TV
Right wing wingnut and Americans for Tax Reform founder Grover Norquist was on CBS This Morning today to talk about the nation's looming fiscal cliff.
Mo Rocca Reminds Us Christopher Columbus Was Kind of a Dick
On yesterday's CBS Sunday Morning, Mo Rocca asked, "Why do we celebrate Columbus Day?" Christopher Columbus (not the Home Alone director) did not, as he points out, actually discover America. And besides, he was a total dick; everybody knows Columbus Day was only created by Franklin D. Roosevelt to court the…
Charlie Rose Does the Dougie, Does Not Break Hip
It's been a while since we've checked in on CBS, television for people who lost the remote, so what's going on over at the Eye Network? Is Colin Powell still singing "Call Me Maybe"? Nope, it's just Charlie Rose yelling at you to get off his lawn dancing.
TV’s Fall Haul: Partners
For the next few weeks, we'll be evaluating many of the new fall shows as they air. Last night, the other gay show premiered. In addition to Partners being the new New Normal, it's also the new Will & Grace since that show's creators, Max Mutchnick and David Kohan, devised this one too. Double the pleasure, then.
The Talk Does Entire Show In Towels Sans Hair And Makeup, Proves That Women Without Makeup Look Like Women Without Makeup
The ladies of The Talk kickstarted their third season this morning with an entire show dedicated to talking about not wearing makeup while not wearing makeup. It went just as predicted; women shouted rhyming platitudes about "feeling beautiful in their own skin" in unison, Jamie Lee Curtis showed up, then they all…
Big Brother Is Full of Xanax Enthusiasts
We're halfway through the latest Big Brother season, and it's about time we point out just how strangely pill-induced this cast has gotten. Xanax seems to be the drug of choice, and it's made for some weird moments. You can watch a video reel of them above, but it's out of chronological order and so requires some…
CBS Throws Shade at ABC with Press Release Announcing Morbid Reality Show Called Dancing On The Stars
ABC may have been allowed to debut its Big Brother-esque reality show The Glass House this week, but CBS isn't quite finished making its displeasure known.
CBS Is Still Trying to Convince You It Isn't Just a Network for Old People
CBS, the last of the four networks to hold one, had its upfront today. Even though it is the most watched network, it still wants to prove that it isn't just for old people or the people who love the Big Bang Theory, with the result sometimes being How I Met Your Mother and other times being 2 Broke Girls. What does…
Robert Wagner Plays a Murder Suspect on TV Tonight
Less than a week after the investigation into his wife's 30-year-old drowning death was reopened, Robert Wagner will play a man suspected of murdering a woman on tonight's episode of NCIS. What a coinkydink! The funny thing is that CBS' ancient viewers are the only ones who remember Natalie Wood—or Robert Wagner.
'Exclusive' CBS Interview With Penn State Coach Is Only 20 Seconds Long
CBS News correspondent Armen Keteyian told his Twitter followers today that he'd spoken with the former quarterback who discovered Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky allegedly raping a 10-year-old. "Tonight on Evening News," Keteyian wrote, "Mike McQueary breaks his silence and opens a window for me into his emotions."…