@saythatscool: When I first found out he was a girl, I was confused and cold. I took three Vicodins and, something else . . . oh what was it . . . oh yeah, a quarter ounce heroin suppository. After that, everything was cream cheese.
@saythatscool: All kidding aside, a friend of mine who "knows things" told me that there was some sort of genetic anomaly with Shiloh that required some fairly invasive surgery at her/his birth.
@Nard: Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting? Because I have also heard from someone who worked at The Cottage Hospital in Swakopmund in Namibia that she had both sets of parts at birth.
A UK paper called The Star wins the prize for this shit. They couldn't get photos of Jade Goody's wedding so (IIRC from Private Eye) they used photos from her previous wedding and photoshopped on her head + a bandeau from a photo of Kylie Minogue when *she* had cancer. It was hilariously badly done.
@MizJenkins: When I saw that my brain said, "Edward Norton," and I thought...I do not see it at all. Then I realized, "Edward Furlong," and YES! That's him! And I'm now cracking up at my desk.
That Surloh picture isn't the only photoshopping on that cover. I happen to know that the photo of Ben Affleck was taken at a Dallas leather bar during its "Tuxes and Tops" party in 2007, and that photo of Jenny Garner was taken in a stall in the men's room at the Molly Pitcher rest stop on the Jersey Turnpike. She had some bad clams, and the ladies' room was full, but look at that smile. Ever the professional, that one.
I am against child actors--making children express emotions they don't really understand is warping--and would like to have all children's roles played by midgets, or as they are now know, little people.
Six Jolie-Pitt kids. Mixed family. It's The Brady Bunch! Get George Clooney as "Alec," the wacky manservant/nanny, and it's on. Steven Soderbergh directs.
also. suri cruise actually looks a LOT like danny from the shining. so i say she should star in that, like, next year. with tom cruise as jack. hell, cast katie holmes as shelly duvall and goddamn you have a blockbuster on your hands!
@Banjo Kitten: i think it would probably be the most amazing piece of cinematic work ever to grace the silver screen. i mean, the scene where katie holmes would be waving a baseball bat at a steadily advancing, manic tom? a-maz-ing. i have chills just thinking about it.
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