Celebrity Boxing promoter Damon Feldman — the self-proclaimed "WWE of boxing" — wants to see Chris Brown and Drake finish what they allegedly started at a New York nightclub two weeks ago with three minute-long rounds of prize fighting.

"Tiger Woods Mistress and alleged Babies mama as well as Porn star" Devon James is scheduled for a July 29 fight with Susan Finkelstein, who offered sex for World Series tickets. Can celebrity boxing sink any lower? Well yea, certainly.

Jon Gosselin needs a job. Boxing needs a savior. Michael Lohan (pictured!) needs someone to fight. Do we smell the sweet aroma of cultural convergence?