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    Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
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    Image of graceless graceless
    11/02/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    A-Rod's not gay, but Mike Piazza is another story.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    She had to split before Thanksgiving 'cause them old Yankee families in the Hamptons have a use for gristle in the stuffing.
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    Image of Meg Meg
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    Perhaps they were there so long, because Jessica tried sneaking some goodies into Madge's food, and Madge's stomach, having not had to do any real digesting in quite some time, reacted rather violently.
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    Image of Shelwood Shelwood
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    It's not the Madonna-ARod thing that puzzles me. It's the supposed super Mets fan Seinfeld letting a Yankee in his house that has me discombobulated. Is there a Kaballah ritual to get Seinfeld back on the right path?
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    Image of ian spiegelman ian spiegelman
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    Me going sleep now.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/01/08

    @ian spiegelman: Enjoy that, sugar. I haven't slept since 2002.
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    Image of Meg Meg
    11/01/08

    @ian spiegelman: Sweet dreams!
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    Image of gecko gecko
    11/01/08

    @BookishLookish:
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    Nobody wants to speak the word, so I will: Madge is going through or about to go through menopause. Which means she has to "pause" and get her some new "men." Who hopefully will give her an "O."


    Or maybe she is just naturally bat-shit crazy without the hormonal thing.

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    Image of Minsley Tortimer Minsley Tortimer
    11/01/08

    @BookishLookish: if she was a guy I'd agree with you, but since it's madonna I'm thinking she just got bored. plus, I fully expect her to keep switching out guys until she's 105, because she can.


    and why not? wouldn't you, given the chance?

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/01/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: I have thought about that, actually, being a former Dedicated Slut (TM), and you know what? No. I wouldn't. And here's why: I have a kid and I would do almost anything not to put him through a divorce. And cheating on my husband would be a shitty thing to do.


    But you know, I have a conscience and I am not a narcissistic nutcase, so what the hell do I know?

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    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    11/02/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: Argh, is anyone on? I know I'm joining the party kinda late....
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    Image of Minsley Tortimer Minsley Tortimer
    11/02/08

    @BookishLookish: and look at where it's gotten you. you could be stupping A-rod by now, but you just couldn't bring yourself to f*** your way to the top, as she has. what were you thinking?


    I fully expect to find out, one day, madonna's vag is actually an alien from outer space which possessed her body at a very young age and is hell bent on world domination, but which has been sucking the lifeseed from the youth of the entetainment industry and biding it's time until the perfect moment for WORLD VAG DOMINATION. can't you just see her, 50 years from now, being pulled forward by her vag as it chases after some young thing, the populace fleeing in horror? KEEP YOUR YOUNG MEN AWAY FROM MADONNA'S VAGINA - THEY MAY NEVER RETURN !!!

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    Image of curlyqtips curlyqtips
    11/02/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: Halloween Costume 2009: Mad Vag. I like it.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/02/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: This is kind of brilliant. I have never seen that kind of horror movie reveal--when the host flesh is pulled off and you see the alien underneath. Would be hilarious to do it from the vag instead of the traditional face/head!
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/02/08

    @BookishLookish: That is the best definition of menopause I have ever seen. You better believe in 10 to 15 years I'm going to be using that EVERY DAY.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/02/08

    @SaraRueful: Aw, thanks, and you're welcome. Spread it around, and you can take that anyway you want. ;)
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    Whoooooy is it I have to buy another garage on the Upper East side for my seventh car?? Are you with me ARod?
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    Image of Midwesterner in NYC Midwesterner in NYC
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    Does anyone else miss One More Thing?


    I know that is Ian's thing but, Alex, perhaps it could be co-opted?


    If not, perhaps a new fun idea? Sorry, I got used to an interactive group activity that signaled the end of the Gawker weekend day.

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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    11/01/08

    @Midwesterner in NYC: I don't miss One More Thing as much as FNFF
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/01/08

    @JLynRedux: I'm just glad Captain of My Heart is no longer creeping me out.
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    11/01/08

    @JLynRedux: But FNFF was back last night! A real one -- titled and everything.
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    Image of ian spiegelman ian spiegelman
    11/01/08

    @Midwesterner in NYC: The problem is, no one can think of new themes... Not me, that's for sure. It started with me just posting a silly video and when it developed into a participation thing, I knew I couldn't really keep it going. Coming up with themes is impossible since most of youtube has been taken over by teens who ruin every single clip by making a bad music video out of it. Seriously, try to find one original Buffy clip. You can't--it's all user videos and they all fucking suck.


    So One More Thing was on its last legs even when I was working here. There was just no way to make it last.


    In the meantime, I killed Captain of My Heart, and I will continue to the kill bad eggs. All of them.


    I love you guys. But OMT was not something that had a long shelf life.

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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    11/01/08

    @ian spiegelman: Wait a second here. You're not working here anymore? Or do you just mean on the weekends?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/01/08

    @ian spiegelman: I am reading your new book and it is goooood.
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    11/01/08

    @Trixie from Toronto: I thought I covered all this. I'm not working here right now.
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    11/01/08

    @Trixie from Toronto: Weekends only. He assured us it was just time off and less structure. Right, Ian?!?


    @ian spiegelman: Thank you for that kill, by the way. Unfortunately, Captain has more personalities than Heidi Klum's costume had arms. But one trolly piece at a time, I guess.

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    11/01/08

    @ian spiegelman: Does this count?
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    11/01/08

    @vaquero: Whoops! Again: Does this count?
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    Image of ian spiegelman ian spiegelman
    11/01/08

    @Meg: Right.
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    11/01/08

    @vaquero: Huh?
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    11/01/08

    @ian spiegelman: I missed that memo. NOOOOOoooooooooooooo!
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    Image of Midwesterner in NYC Midwesterner in NYC
    11/01/08

    @ian spiegelman: Well, it was fun while it lasted. Yeah, you're right, I remember half the time looking for clips for OMT and, instead, finding those bad user made videos you speak of.


    Godspeed OMT ... Godspeed.

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    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    If he hits in the clutch, I wouldn't care if he digs blond water buffaloes. Ya know, as long as they're not male blond water buffaloes, or manly looking females ones.


    What the hell is my point?

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    11/01/08

    @Ogiri W Surie
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    11/01/08

    @Rumpelstilskin: My comment didn't show up. Nick!
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    Oh Madge. As a geigh, I sort of hate to see gay icons self-destruct (what am I saying... Judy Garland, Edith Piaf, Liza Minelli!) but we love Madge for her Control. She needs a Thelma Ritter sidekick, like in "All About Eve." Don't know Guy, he's handsome, sound homophobic like many lower-class Brits. I think there are wicked insights to be had in "Truth or Dare", the most interesting of which was she was carrying the torch for Sean Penn. I think he grew, and she didn't. Why, oh why Warren Beatty got involved I have no idea, he has much survivor instinct as she does.


    But why A-Rod? He's cute, but what is his fame factor outside of NYC and sports? It's a star-fucker fling except I bet they are not having sex.

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    11/01/08

    @Rumpelstilskin: Okay, five glasses of wine and Rumpel makes mistakes. Edit as you will!
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    Image of ohnobo ohnobo
    11/01/08

    @Rumpelstilskin: Only five????
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/01/08

    @ohnobo: He was drinking Rumplemintz, which is extrapotent to Rumpelstilskin!
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    11/01/08

    @Rumpelstilskin: She has her Thelma, darling. Her long-suffering publicist, Liz Rosenberg, who has gained at least 40 lbs working for her.
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    Image of ohnobo ohnobo
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    Who cares? Where's Ian?
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    11/01/08

    @ohnobo: Ian just happens to be over here, at my place, taking a shower. Until he's finished, I'm grateful to have Alex's well-written, carefully chosen pieces to read and discuss.
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    11/01/08

    @aurora*raby: You've washed him enough, aurora. Let him get out of there and towel off. Look at his fingers. Just look at them!
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    11/01/08

    @vaquero: He's getting clean from the inside out. That could take a while.
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    Image of MosseyCade MosseyCade
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    I'm wondering if A-Rod's gay


    Just ask any Red Sox fan.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/01/08

    @MosseyCade: He sure does like girls with big muscles. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    Seriously? I'm wondering if A-Rod's gay, with his reported devotion to her, hosting a party where only her music was played- that's pretty gay. I think his sessions with her are some big coming-out counselling.


    Weirder still: Madonna and Seinfeld are pals? Granted, she seems to ruthlessly cut people out of her life, she truly seems not to have any "friends" who aren't famous.

    It's kind of sad that Gwyneth and Stella were her bridesmaids, over ten years her junior. She seems to like being worshipped.


    But Seinfeld: In 1992, Jerry was on a tacky sitcom, with blow-dried hair, blinding white sneakers, and the male equivalent of Mom-jeans. A topless Madonna was suggestively squirting lotion on a prone Naomi Campbell in Miami as helicopters hovered, and seemed to have her nose deep up a man's ass for her Sex book. huh, they're best buds now.


    I'm beginning to suspect Madonna is rather shallow in her choices of "friends".

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/01/08

    @Baroness: Madonnawitz is rather shallow, period.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    Witchy Woman...that could be our song!
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/01/08

    In reply to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Find True Love in Separate Helicopters
    Perchance they mated long enough to create a new monster for the South Fork's 2009 beach season.
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