i don't see an author's name on this easy, and well - i havent had coffee yet... so i am to lazy to put on glasses for a solid look.
whoever wrote this description on the Coffee Picture is bloody brilliant, sodding clever, and probably quite pretty/handsome depending on the gender or author's preference.
Also, big love to Foster for the peach schnapps shoutout. When you want to outcool the rappers, you gotta drink like an old Jewish lady straight outta Budapest. If you really wanna up your ghetto game, go with slivovitz.
I will admit to mixing vodka with my kid's last wild cherry juice box last week. Drinking makes you a better mother and we were well the hell out of tonic water. I recommend it as a summery taste sensation.
Children ARE really judgey about smoking. I've been the target of many a tot's pointed finger and accusatory declaration, "You're smoking!" Although tempted, I do not lash back by saying, "Ask mommy where she keeps her weed."
@lionboy: This one cute bug with a bear-ears hat once told on me for walking and smoking in wintertime NYC: "Look mommy, she's smoking!" I was tempted to say, "Just you wait until you grow up and find out how much fun this is."
@snugbug: Promise me one day you will throw caution to the wind and actually SAY that aloud just to watch the facial expressions of passerby--it will be worth the beating the precious mom will give you.
@They Shoot Journalists, Don't They?: I like where you're going with this, but the best combination from the above diet plan is vodka and champagne, hands down. The champagne neutralizes the bite of the vodka, the vodka adds a nice punch to the champagne, and if there are a few raspberries in the bottom of your glass, it's heaven.
@aLostLady: Sorry, no raspberries. Too many calories. And you're already getting a nice diarrhea effect from the ciggies & coffee, so you don't need any fiber!
@They Shoot Journalists, Don't They?: Isn't it vodka with coffee and champagne with tea? Why do they even bother writing etiquette books when they don't answer these basic questions?
"introduced strokes in the rats" is the cutest turn of phrase ever.
"Hello, I'm a stroke, could I destroy bits of your brain?" "Oh, terribly nice to meet you, but I'm afraid I've just had champagne pumped into my neurons, so maybe some other time."
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I think coffee pairs better with brown liquors, but people of good will can agree to disagree.
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I hadn't even thought of that. You've just given me a project for the days ahead.
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"Hello, I'm a stroke, could I destroy bits of your brain?" "Oh, terribly nice to meet you, but I'm afraid I've just had champagne pumped into my neurons, so maybe some other time."
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