This Christmas, Ashton Kutcher Gives Demi Moore the Gift of Loneliness by Finally Filing for Divorce

On Friday in Los Angeles, a young old woman named Demi Moore sold all her beautiful hair for $20, so she would have some money to buy a fine Christmas present for her husband Ashton. After ransacking the stores for hours, she finally came upon the perfect gift: a platinum fob chain for his treasured pocketwatch.
Heidi Klum and Seal Break Down and Give The Internet the Bitter Divorce Bloodbath it Craves
When the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes divorce wrapped up quickly, quietly, and without much fuss, the Internet, unexpectedly starved for blood, became weak and irritable.
Cue The Sad Smooth-Jazz Saxophone: Kenny G's Marriage Is Kaput
Mr. G's wife decides that 20 years of marriage was enough, according to TMZ. "The last few years I felt like I was trapped in a St. Petersburg hotel elevator from 1989 ," I wish his wife told TMZ. Unfortunately, she did not. Those females interested in snagging the newly single Mr. G should inquire about his upcoming …
Demi and Ashton Are Divorcing
Heartache for cougars and admirers-of-cougars: Following a rumored marriage retreat at ex-husband Bruce Willis' vacation home, Demi Moore has announced she is divorcing cheating husband Ashton Kutcher.
Charlie Sheen's Ugly Messages After The Beep
Hollywood is still reeling from the shocking accusations about Charlie Sheen that surfaced Friday in a sworn statement made by ex-wife Denise Richards, in which the actress detailed Sheen's history of verbal and physical abuse and his penchant for faux-underage porn. ETonline now reports Richards has been…
Denise Richards Drops Bomb On Charlie Sheen
The shit has officially hit the fan (and by "shit" we mean the abuse shit, the drug shit, the gambling shit, and the online ambisexual jailbait porn shit) in the Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards divorce proceedings, as the actress has filed a mindblowing declaration today detailing the disintegration of their…
