Drudge, Tagg Romney Fall for Fake Mitt Romney Endorsement from Fake Jake Gyllenhaal

When outspokenly liberal actor Jake Gyllenhaal suddenly announced on Twitter that he was endorsing Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, it raised digital eyebrows across the web.
Lindsay Lohan is Voting for Mitt Romney Because Of Course She Is
Leaving her family matters behind on Long Island, Lindsay Lohan sought to get as far away as possible (within the continental United States), and jumped on the first (and only?) invitation in her inbox: A Beverly Hills launch party for Mr. Pink Ginseng Drink.
Stacey Dash Comes Out — as a Mitt Romney Supporter
The only way to properly explain actress Stacey Dash's eternal youth is through a combination of essential oils and daily soaks in slipper tubs overflowing with the blood of newborn.
Seeing a Celebrity Endorse a Pair of Shoes Alters a Woman's Brain, Scientists Say
Dutch brain scientists have discovered that when a woman sees cute shoes affixed to Sarah Jessica Parker's feet, her medial orbitofrontal cortex goes bonkers. Why anyone would study the effect of celebrity shoes on female brains?
